John Mayberry MD FACS
@MayberryMd
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General & Trauma Surgeon, Veteran
Caldwell, ID
Joined October 2018
Trauma Pts: Love to wait for you to turn your back on them so that they can reach up & take a bite out of your ass. Elderly Trauma Pts: Love to aspirate.
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@JTraumAcuteSurg How did 'trend' make it to an abstract again?
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People that say this miss the value that an Acute Care Service can/SHOULD bring to patients/hospitals and elective surgeons. The downstream revenue of a HPB surgeon who doesn’t have to do EGS is significant AND patients benefit from timely care. Win-win!
If the trauma/ACS division is taking all of the emergency general surgery workload, thus freeing your division up to spend its days cranking out preapproved high-RVU elective cases, you’d better not go on about how ACS isn’t pulling its financial weight for the department.
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#Frailty + Rib fractures NOT a good combination! #medtwitter
Frailty as a predictor of negative outcomes in trauma patients with rib fractures https://t.co/F7VxCXjZxH
@ColetteGalet @IowaMed @uihealthcare
@SWexner @juliomayol @SyedAAhmad5 @jnahmias1 @TopKniFe_B @JosephSakran
@nlavellaneda @Me4Trauma @hayfarani
#SoMe4Surgery
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Cognitive load in OR matters - @TaraCohenPhD at #AHPBA2023: each time a surgeon interacts w flow disruptions 👉🏻 error spaces. Disruptions come from systemic organization & influenced by bias. Solutions? Build resilience in system/team, not only individuals.
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PS I'm trying to help our ED providers/nurses who are having a hard time taking Priority 2 activations seriously - any helpful thoughts would be welcomed
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I thought of another: 7 What happened the last several times is irrelevant Any additions from the Twitter gallery?
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Trauma Principles 1 Overtriage saves lives 2 Assume the worst & disprove it 3 The CT scan knows more than you 4 Injured people ambulate at the scene 5 Trying to save money does not 6 Trauma doesn't care about you
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In ONE word, what does it mean to you to be a mentor? #MentoringMonth
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://t.co/xNvlZInc7f
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Newly available Military Clinical Readiness Curriculum modules help surgeons sharpen their skills
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The mCurriculum provides quick, easy to use modules that are freely available online for surgeons to access whenever they need to hone their surgical skills.
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Completely Uninhibited Party Guest Still Choosing To Talk About Work https://t.co/n0hKjzNwbN
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Col. Vance Sohn @SohnVance delivering his presidential address @NoPacSurgical on the role that JBLM Madigan Army Medical Center has played in the readiness of military medicine and the training of its surgeons.
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CNN Holds Morning Meeting To Decide What Viewers Should Panic About For Rest Of Day https://t.co/Uup3aDZZRN
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Dudes can literally have fun under any circumstance
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Study: Average Person’s Life Plan Can Only Withstand 25 Seconds Of Direct Questioning https://t.co/02tB8ckjuN
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Researchers No Closer To Understanding What The Fuck You’re Talking About https://t.co/SmZ5Bj1TAo
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Three things surgeons discover (eventually). I love being a surgeon. I trained hard. I want to do the best job I can. Family is more important than work. As soon as you leave/retire you are replaced and quickly aren’t mentioned again. #lifeistooshort #WorkLifeBalance
Stop sacrificing yourself for your profession if it means ignoring the feelings of dread, fatigue, low motivation and foggy headedness. These are indicators of a toxic workplace. It might not feel toxic to others but it's certainly toxic to you now. It's not noble to stay.
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Unless you’d like to get run over by a rich, angry tech bro with a chip on their shoulder, you might want to tread lightly when asking a Tesla driver about their car. Here are things you should never say to someone who owns a Tesla.
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Unless you’d like to get run over by a rich, angry tech bro with a chip on their shoulder, you might want to tread lightly when asking a Tesla driver about their car. Here are things you should never...
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