MattstaGraham
@MattstaGraham
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I’m a musician. This is my band name. It is also my internet name. Yes I know it’s bad.
Arizona, USA
Joined November 2016
I put Ketamine in a mousetrap and. Well. Let’s just say. Elon Musk will no longer be tweeting
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“Separate the art from the artist” right up until they say fuck Trump and Elon. You guys are the kids who made up rules when they were losing games
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“Do you want to pay for verified” sure I’ll pay a subscription for a free service that already makes money selling my data. In fact, why don’t you cuck me too. Also see if you can fit this broken glass waaaay up my ass. Here’s my ssn go nuts
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Well I guess all American social media is run by notsees now so I may as well come back here and double down on how this place sux🖤
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This place is a total rip off of Bluesky https://t.co/jzUzmL5ftw And threads https://t.co/JXYgzzMYMV
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7.5K Followers • 0 Threads • Caffeine is streaming everywhere. Link below 👇. See the latest conversations with @mattstagraham.
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*inhale* WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD fuck you YOU’RE WEIRD. The same people who are saying “everyone’s offended by everything” are getting their feelings hurt by one of the least offensive words of all time. Now that’s fucking WEIRD.
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Before anyone calls it X: no. We deadname Twitter and only Twitter.
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You ever think about how there are ig meme accounts that just screenshot people who are funnier than them on Twitter and that’s their whole deal
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Recording a record from home feels like being in limbo. You don’t leave to go to a studio where there’s an engineer who has a whole plan, it’s just you alone going “alright I guess I gotta do this next part” and then you do it
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If you think showing that you like a thing that you’re experiencing is lame, you’re boring as hell
Can we do a new thing where people NOT wearing the bands merch to their shows are the lame ones? Uno reverse, bitches.
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If you want a break from the same 3 things everyone’s talking about on Twitter you’ll be happy to know that shitting at Crescent Ballroom in Phoenix is a 10/10 experience
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Me however, I’m not a fan of lying so I won’t say none of that shit but I mean hype yourself up for a laugh instead of tear yourself down
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Say “ancient civilizations theorized and worshiped just the possibility of the flesh deity that is my donger. My peepee has fulfilled an ancient promise written in stone tablets and spoken around centuries of campfires.”
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Self deprecating humor gets so old. Tell everyone your dick is MASSIVE. Even if it’s not. Just start saying you have two legs and a heat seeking missile in your pant legs even if you don’t have a weewee. Tell everyone that when you turn left, you demo entire nations.
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Happy day for no reason everyone. Happy non apparent reason day.
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