Matt Craddock @mattcraddock.bsky.social
@Matt_Craddock
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Research software engineer at the @turinginst/@turinghut23. Former cognitive neuroscientist/academic.
Lincoln, England
Joined November 2009
Just found out Cillian Murphy is in a techno pop band and the music video is a bunch of Cillian Murphys in random costumes 🔥
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Roses are red Violets are blue
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If anyone wants to have the old ‘what do you call these where you come from, cob bap barm teacake’ debate then feel free to write down what you think they are in a word doc, save it to your desktop, print it out, pop it in an envelope and then stick it directly up your arsehole
@dank_ackroyd a word of warning about posting pictures of cheese and onion cobs...
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🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Bayeux Tapestry to return to England for first time in 900 years https://t.co/eKf1PBejQK
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I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday I never hire anyone But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to I make $300 a day in passive income with this method
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my favorite grammarly experience to date
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Ignore the auto-generated captions. We did not have a secret room hiding deaf kids. Nintendo never once sent us deaf kids. We were hiding dev-kits. DEV-KITS.
Announcing NMS Switch 2 Edition! 😍 🧑🤝🧑Multiplayer 🤯4K Texture Support 🎥Improved Framerate 🎯Crisp UI 👆Touch Controls 📺TV Mode Resolution 🤌Handheld Resolution 💎Increased Geometry 🙌Gyro Support 🏎️DLSS + DRS 🏘️Settlements 🎁Cross Save 🎮Cross Play 🥓Beacon Update Free👌
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Sensational bit of a copy here from a Wales Online article about dessert cafes
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Here’s what ChatGPT thinks I should do in order to decide whether to pursue “a possibly destructive act” that I’ve told it that Ben Affleck has been instructing me to take via coded messages in his movies
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opening Grindr in Narnia:
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Milei looks like a 70’s Welshman who passed out drunk on his nephew’s stag do in Brynamman RFC & mysteriously woke up in the Vatican
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The marketing for this movie is crazy
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On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...
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You idiots. The Trump team didn’t use a formula of (exports-imports)/exports. As Kush here points out, the formula was (exports-imports)/exports*4*.25
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rip to val kilmer. thinking about how hard he made me laugh at this scene in kiss, kiss, bang bang
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