Matt Swaim
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Son Rise Morning Show/Journey Home. #gratefultweet daily logger since September 2011. My puns are mightier than your sword.
Kentucky/Ohio/Maryland
Joined December 2008
#gratefultweet Day 4990: That the Church reminds us it’s a solid idea to start off the New Year by going to Mass
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Truly humbled and blessed to spend another year helping these incredible men and women share their stories through @chnetwork and @EWTN. Excited to share many more of them in 2026...
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I was literally in the audience the day before and I got the TL to prove it This legend saved the mouse perhaps hundreds of millions in lawsuits Compensate him accordingly
NEW: During Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular! at Disney’s Hollywood Studios today, a 400-pound boulder prop dislodged from its track. A Cast Member was injured stopping it before it reached the audience. Disney says the Cast Member received immediate care and is recovering.
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#gratefultweet Day 4989: For when you give someone a present and they like it
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Pick one A. The Reuben is a German Cuban B. The Cuban is a Cuban Reuben
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Placing the option to tip on the card reader screen at counter service restaurants is a cleverly laid trap to ensnare scrupulous people like me
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St. Jerome, writing in the late 4th century, provides a fascinating detail about the Nativity. He refers to an earlier tradition which claimed that on the night Christ was born, he came in at 8lbs, 7oz. How did the Holy Family know this, you ask? They had a weigh in the manger
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They should only call them escalators and elevators when they are taking you up They should come up with different name for them when they are taking you down
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Always gotta keep an eye on that guy who is 85% right about a complex question but outspokenly confident that he is 110% right about it
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#gratefultweet Day 4988: For leftovers that taste better the second day than they did when they were originally prepared
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Christmas Day is in the rearview but Epiphany is just around the corner
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Pope Leo agrees with me that betting is ruining sports
Pope Leo XIV laments the spread of gambling, saying it ruins many families. He met Monday with mayors from across Italy, calling on them to promote “authentically human relationships” in order to combat gambling and other expressions of loneliness. Read more:
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