Mallory McConnell
@Mallorymc
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I like being warm. I tell jokes, sometimes they're funny.
Woodland Hills, CA
Joined April 2009
spent 10-sec. attempting to delete a parenthesis. before realizing it was an eyelash. seriously reconsidering this move to OR ?:>].
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Oh, just in case I haven't told you, and you happen to follow me on twitter, I am moving to Portland, OR in Jan. a'lil FYI for ye.
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Visiting Pike's Place Market this afternoon. Staking it out until i see Howard Schultz!.
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LAX. Hitting Portland to see Kramer and her new big fancy grad school! Seeing Kat too!.
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I'm really glad my New Year Resolution wasn't "to post on twitter more frequently" . don't want to set that bar too high.
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1095 days of Jen. Celebrating like only two ladies in love can!. (s).
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Carpooling with miss jaime down to Rock and Brews for sir Derek's going away party! Back to themidwest with ye!.
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YES!!!! Kramer (human) is going to move to the Valley!! FRIENDSHIP!.
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"twilight" was a gorgeous word in the English language for artistic and creative work and THEY RUINED IT.
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At the Colorado-Utah border! Road trip with Kramer is progressing!. sort of.
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. yeah, I didn't hear what you said so I assumed it was nothing.
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If these "distinguished speakers" don't start calling names soon, imma leave.
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At Thousand Oaks High School graduation for Miss Nicole Levine!.
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my boss just told me: "u need to stop being so nice to people. Seriously." "I wasn't nice. He just assumed I was joking." Be meaner. Got it.
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