Madison Carter
@MadisonCarterBe
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MEN: your wife got pregnant by another man by mistake. as a good husband, what will you do?
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my version of flirting is looking at someone i find attractive multiple times & hoping they’re braver than me
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dentists will really look you in the eye and ask you if your free 9 months from now on monday at 2pm
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If the baby left her looking like that, it might be evil fr
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this what i expected high school would look like
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i MUST end up with someone who likes staying at home like come let us sleep, i don’t want to go out 😭😭😭😭
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look at their faces.. they had them lil mfs WORKING
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My daughter said she likes lying because it makes her heart beat fast 😭😭😭😭 wtf😭😭
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Did y'all ever get to meet y'all Great Grandma? Seriously tho....I wanna know
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a relationship where we both can admit our mistakes and fix them together >>>>>
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And it doesn’t have rights to live in my body unless I say so
This is “two weeks late on your period.” Two weeks late has arms & legs forming, fingers & toes, & a heartbeat!
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