🚨NEW: Bruce Springsteen has announced he will perform at the No Kings protest in Minneapolis this weekend. RETWEET if you proud to stand with @Springsteen!

If you're a US citizen traveling through an airport, you do not have to answer any ICE questions other than where going or where you were, which is readily apparent on a ticket and/or passport. You do not have to let them access your phone or laptop to proceed. Sue sue sue.

BREAKING: bakeries across Denmark have started selling bright orange Donald Trump ‘moron’ cakes

NEWS: Bernie will headline the flagship No Kings rally in Minnesota next weekend, followed by a Tax the Rich rally in New York.

“That’s the first time I’m hearing about Pearl Harbor, so I can’t comment on that.” — Speaker Mike Johnson

We need a nightly news guy who comes on at 6:30 just shaking his head saying "I don't even know where to start"

In Minnesota, we’ve seen the federal government at its worst -- and showed the world how to fight back. Now, I'm honored that the flagship No Kings protest will be held here in the Twin Cities. Together, we'll show Donald Trump that we don't do kings.

Tucker Carlson stops by the desk to talk Oscar nominations

Saturday Night Live occasionally makes me laugh. Welcome to MAHAspital. Where emergencies are treated with beef tallow and raw eggs.

Pete Hegseth’s Middle East Strategy

I wanna see the CEO of whatever the fk this thing is open it without using their teeth 🤷🏻‍♀️

All forecasts point to a total of 3-24 inches of snow by late Sunday for the Twin Cities. Plan accordingly.🙄 #MNwx

In the new 'Late Show' segment "Shoes Noes" (it rhymes, trust us), Stephen Colbert took a closer look at the ill-fitting wingtips Trump is gifting cabinet members with.

Love from Denmark

Monday

Lindsey Graham in the Oval Office pitching another conflict to Trump

This is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever seen

They “made the mistake” because they didn’t want to show Trump with a baseball cap on. @FoxNews rivals North Korean TV

I know everything costs a lot more now but at least it's also worse quality

Marco Rubio realizing he's going to have to start having an affair with Corey Lewandowski