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Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter

@LutzTheReporter

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Retired Chicago Police Officer. I used to write about politics & crime. I live in the moose-shaped GERRYMANDERED 21st House of Representatives district.

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Joined November 2014
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
9 hours
“Yo! Dude! We haven’t had snow in two years! Come up with something else that’ll make us fear for our lives.” -L-
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fox32chicago.com
A winter storm is expected to bring the Chicago area its heaviest snowfall in more than two years, with a Winter Storm Warning in effect from 3 a.m. Saturday through Sunday morning.
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
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“Unprecedented snow?” Hold my beer #WeatherBunny while show you pictures of 1967 and the late 1970s blizzards. Quit using Chat AI and ask a Boomer………
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nbcchicago.app.link
With heavy snowfall expected across Illinois this weekend, the high school football state championship games scheduled for Saturday were postponed.
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@BarroomNetwork
Barroom Net | Aldo Gandia
23 hours
I screamed after that Kmet TD. And the people at the hospital in the hallway started yelling Code Red, Cold Red
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
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@BruceWolfChi is the reason local news stations need to bring back the “old guard”. None are wittier than him. I think A/I has improved to the point we could use dead newscasters. How do you beat Fahey Flynn and his bow tie during sweeps week?
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
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Looks like channel 32 is first to claim we’re going to die from snow.
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fox32chicago.com
A major weekend snowstorm is set to bring 6 to 12 inches of snow across Chicagoland, followed by dangerous cold next week.
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@LastMenPod
LastMenStanding
2 days
Bengals lead the Ravens 19-7 midway through the 3rd quarter. Massive Circa Survivor implications as 269 entries are on the Ravens
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
2 days
This halftime show with the tattoo guy has the children frightened.
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
2 days
The Illinois General Assembly. Prove me wrong.
@otokyo__
Tokyo
3 days
A group of rats 🐀 is called??
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
2 days
What type of watch is Ton Brady wearing? I want one for Christmas.
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@LastMenPod
LastMenStanding
4 days
Here is the link for our live show tomorrow night at 7 pm ET. Thanksgiving and 13b Circa Survivor preview. https://t.co/V9u0N6nYaC
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
4 days
Hold my beer and let’s talk about Spirit.
@TheLuthman
Brandon Luthman
4 days
@mattlindner Problem with midway though, is the airlines. Southwest is trash
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
4 days
Yes, Midway has come a long way. Does anyone else remember when Midway didn’t have bathrooms?
@GREGGTHEGREEK
GREGGTHEGREEK
4 days
@mattlindner ORD is closer to where I need to be when I have to travel to Chicago. But last time I was at Midway I couldn't believe I was at Midway lol. It's definitely come a long way.
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
4 days
In a couple of seconds, have an eye doctor on speed dial.
@PeriklesGREAT
🏛 🌹PeriklestheGREAT 🌹 🏛 "Vox Populi, Vox Dei"
5 days
Any advice.... ? 😱😱
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
5 days
The @BarroomNetwork Bears post-game show with @ggabefootball I watch on Mondays is just starting at 11:00 am! Bears Hold On To First Place | Gabriel Talks Football https://t.co/wBAzjla0Og via @YouTube
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@ggabefootball
Greg Gabriel
5 days
Just finished watching the offense yesterday and I concentrated on just Ozzy. His pass pro was the best we’ve seen at LT in a long time. Gave up just 2 pressures vs a VG pass rushing D
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@amyjacobson
amyjacobson
8 days
Yes, I’m that annoying neighbor! Looking forward to filling in for ⁦@ramblin_ray⁩ ⁦@wlsam890⁩ Monday n Tuesday 6-9am. Download the App or listen online https://t.co/Tqznm6pszV
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@LutzTheReporter
Keith Lutz-NFL Reporter
8 days
The moment you’ve all been waiting for! NFL Week #12 NFL fan on couch ponders: "Why Am I Wasting My Life Watching This Garbage?"
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patch.com
One of your neighbors posted in Neighbor News. Click through to read what they have to say. (The views expressed in this post are the author’s own.)
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