Now that the Bronze Boot is over, let's take a live look at me closing dozens of working tabs of every shared folder, spreadsheet and email compiled over the last three months. #RollCougs

Officially hit the part of August where my brain is so fried that I just tried to put on a second belt.

Family car packed and rolling on vacation, a groggy voice from the back awakens from the slumber with a query: "What if Helen Keller was in the army?" ...what if indeed.

Got a surprise visit from Yadier Molina. Must be out and about for the Cards winter warm-up.

The Big Lebowski is on Netflix until December 31. Merry Christmas.

Planning this has taken a lot of time and been a lot of fun to be part of. Excited for Eddieville to take off later this month.

Homecoming Kickoff in the quad! Definitely a 3-point toss.

Always a little weird to go back to Hyland Arena. Throw in sitting in the stands next to good dude @jamesonadams16 wearing LU duds and @Tom_Wagganer yelling at me for wearing SIUE, it all feels a little upside down. Thanks to Lisa for emotional support.

Eddie the Cougar street team is ready for the Illinois State Fair! #hatsquad

Other duties as assigned will now in large part be assigned by me.

Under an hour from leaving to join a party of 25+ we have sent the extrovert to screentime so the three introverts can...introvert. Sweet freedom. #FourthofJuly

Nobody comes into our poorly lit convention center and beats us. #xfl #stlbattlehawks #KaKaw

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Whoever correctly voted $6.34, you can pick up your 14 pennies in person, or venmo me $5.00 and I will have them shipped to you.

YOU ASKED. WE DELIVERED. Let’s fill the 400-LEVEL! ⚔️

Today isn't slow or anything...but I did just count the loose change in my desk. Fun fact: the last coin tally was when @sami_knight12 was a junior. Who wants to take a guess at my phat coin stacks? Winner gets any pennies!* *(delivery of said pennies at the expense of winner)

I am in awe of this ladies' abilities everyday. Someone is going to get one amazing person during this hiring cycle!

Having found this, I am flabbergasted @Joe_Pott does not have a core memory of this commercial series. Me and my brothers chanted this as children. https://t.co/3Iiz32XbrV

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Evidently someone told me I should listen to the Sausage King podcast in passing, and I wrote that down on my to-do list next to some game day prep items... In a moment of anxiety I was scrambling trying to figure out, "What is this promo need for Sausage King?!?" #crisisaverted