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3 years
Liz Truss has applied for a job at the Zoo
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3 years
We have a gorilla currently in rehab suffering from withdrawn, not that anyone cares
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4 years
the meerkats have finally mastered the gangnam style dance
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4 years
We do all have 24 hours in a day, however our two-toed sloth chooses to use 16 of those sleeping
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4 years
the piranhas are anti-vaxxers
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4 years
We have another open job application this week for lion feeder
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London Zoo
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4 years
whoever swapped their baby with the orangutan in the monkey exhibit please call us ASAP.
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4 years
Just caught our Polar Bear doing a line of ‘snow’
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4 years
Ugghhhh what a day
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5 years
Who left the lion enclosure door open?
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5 years
Congratulations to our 95 year old wrinkly Turkey!! Oh and David Attenborough
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5 years
On June 21st, Shawn the Sheep will be joining us
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London Zoo
@LondonZoo3
5 years
our capacity upon reopening will be 7
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London Zoo
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5 years
In dedication of Phillip, we will be naming a possum after him
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London Zoo
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5 years
Our timber wolves will be released onto the street every night at 6pm
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5 years
all of our animals support womens rights .... except reggie the beaver but he said he has his reasons
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5 years
our tigers would like to eat piers morgan
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London Zoo
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5 years
Our silverback just uppercut a keeper
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5 years
Stop bullying our Capybara just because he had a lisp
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5 years
Looking at investing into some Dinosaurs for our park...
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