Lemony Snicket
@lemonysnicket
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Author of All The Wrong Questions, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Poison for Breakfast. Tweets posted by a trusted associate, nefarious nemesis, or both.
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Joined October 2012
On Tuesday, Dec 2, I’ll be talking with my good friend Lucy Corin, and together we’ll be settling the ancient literary debate: sentences versus paragraphs. Join us at Arion Press at 6:30pm PST. https://t.co/cHcNioS09I
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Don't forget! Order your copies of any Handler or @lemonysnicket titles from https://t.co/OEzebwhNmN this holiday season, and I will sign and personalize them. Ships internationally, contact orders@booksmith.com with any additional questions.
Watching a dreadful movie whilst signing dreadful books. Remember, order any @lemonysnicket or Daniel Handler books from The Booksmith in SF, and I’ll sign and personalize them just for you. Order now and get yours in time for the holidays! https://t.co/Lvwf6wukxe
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Watching a dreadful movie whilst signing dreadful books. Remember, order any @lemonysnicket or Daniel Handler books from The Booksmith in SF, and I’ll sign and personalize them just for you. Order now and get yours in time for the holidays! https://t.co/Lvwf6wukxe
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Artist Talk alert! I’ll be at Mannys in SF this Sunday, talking about writing, life, and the writing life. A few seats remain, so get your tickets now: https://t.co/4cNS0t9NKx
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This Tuesday (11/4), join me and @shteyngart at the @jccsf to discuss his new book VERA, OR FAITH — “a darkly comic and deeply moving new novel about belief, identity, and a family/nation torn at the seams.” Get your tickets:
jccsf.org
Two of contemporary literature’s sharpest, funniest, and most distinctive voices come together for an evening of sharp humor and deep reflection on family, faith, and the absurdities of modern life.
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I regret to inform you that the Deluxe Edition of THE BAD BEGINNING is now on sale wherever books are sold! It features leather lamination, color edges & endpapers, & bonus content from @lemonysnicket w/ illustrations by Mr. Brett Helquist. Get yours now: https://t.co/unKQCmAvhz
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Retail investors: Tired of spending hours researching stocks just to find one good trade?
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Don't forget! Daniel Handler (AKA Lemony Snicket) will be talking with his good friend, Pulitzer Prize-winner Andrew Sean Greer tonight (10/8) at @cityartssf! Tickets are available, so grab yours now! https://t.co/NRhO0zwQMA
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Next Wednesday (10/8) at 7:30pm, I'll be joining my dear friend Andrew Sean Greer for Paragraphs on Ice (presented by @cityartssf). We'll be enjoying fine beverages and discussing some of our favorite passages in literature! Join us! https://t.co/fbeuf0cPAB
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Don't forget! Order the Deluxe Edition of THE BAD BEGINNING (celebrating its 25th anniversary) along with my new memoir AND THEN? AND THEN? WHAT ELSE? from The Booksmith, & I'll gift you a copy of a recent favorite from @archipelagobks: A QUESTION OF BELONGING by Hebe Uhart.
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@DanielHandler & Andrew Sean Greer are coming to the Sydney Goldstein Theater on October 8! It's not to be missed! co-presented with @826valencia ❤️
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We think AI is the bottleneck. Ashfaq Munshi says the real choke points are underneath it — wasted GPUs, heat, power, and an aging grid.
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Bay Area locals, mark your calendars: @DanielHandler and Andrew Sean Greer are coming to the Sydney Goldstein Theater on October 8 for an evening of conversation not to be missed. Visit the @cityartssf website for more details:
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It's nearly time for @Litquake! As always, I'll be hosting the POETRY WORLD SERIES — featuring @Powell_DA, @jasonbayani, @GillianConoley, @aracelisxgirmay, Keith Ekiss, Lourdes Figueroa, and MJ Jones! Join us Oct 11 at 7pm at the @makeoutroomsf! https://t.co/MEpAwU27Zm
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To celebrate the 25th anniversary edition of THE BAD BEGINNING, as well as the paperback release of my memoir AND THEN? AND THEN? WHAT ELSE?, those who order both from The Booksmith in SF will receive a free copy a favorite recent book: A QUESTION OF BELONGING by Hebe Uhart.
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Quoted—or am I?—in a recent quiz in the @nytimes. https://t.co/nzD7ZFMA7c
nytimes.com
Lines from popular storybooks can stay with you long after you’ve read them. See how many you recognize in this short quiz.
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"It’s summertime, and the living is queasy." Lemony Snicket's Anti-Summer Summer Reading List is live at @nytimesbooks, so you can now "hide indoors with a pile of books until the autumnal chill arrives." https://t.co/RwaGk75dBj
nytimes.com
For kids who hide indoors with a pile of books until the autumnal chill arrives.
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Gated Recurrent Units? Sometimes. Gru and minions? Always.
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Congratulations to this year's Lisa Brown and Daniel Handler Residents: Keli Dailey @kelidailey, Kevin Dublin @parteverything, Ash Huang @ashsmash, Maya Kini, and Akiko Neumann! Click here to learn more about the residency and this year's residents: https://t.co/emxI5NoCY6
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This week only, online orders of THE BAD BEGINNING: DELUXE EDITION get up to 35% off at @barnesandnoble. Pre-order your copy now, while supplies last!
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Did you read the A Series of Unfortunate Events books? The excellent Lemony Snicket (aka @DanielHandler) is our guest this week on Scarred for Life. Listen now 🎧 https://t.co/jIvvi4nrBN
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Digital version coming soon! For now, it is our unfortunate pleasure to present this photo of the Anti-Summer Summer Reading List in Sunday’s @nytbooks!
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Use promo code BARSTOOL to get 20% off your first order @lucynicotine
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If you loved the A Series of Unfortunate Events books then you need to listen to this week's Scarred for Life podcast as we are joined by author Daniel Handler aka Lemony Snicket himself. 🎧 https://t.co/jIvvi4nrBN
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