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Maya (✿◕◡◕)

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Cajun. Dork. Gamer. Burdened with a glorious purpose of spreading joy. (ノ◕◡◕)ノ ︵✿︵♥ -NO, I will NOT give you this account, so don't bother asking!

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Joined January 2007
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
3 years
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 1 Jan 2007 (via @twi_age).
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
3 years
As an airline employee, it's neither. 😋
@RealCarlosFerro
Carlos Ferro
3 years
Is this considered a Personal Item or Carry-On..? 😉 🍅⚙️❤️ #comicconscotland
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
4 years
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 1 Jan 2007 (via @twi_age).
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@PrideRing666
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4 years
//The character on your birth month will be your Christmas present. 🎁 #HelluvaBoss
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
17 years
'So I was sneezing inconsolably... No wait...'
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
17 years
'Quit licking my bra!' 'Well, quit putting cat food on it!' LOL
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
16 years
Him: "RUN YOU CROTCHETY OLD BITCH, I'M IN A FUCKING HURRY HERE" Me: "And that's why you are in charge of public relations for this guild..."
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
16 years
"We need to search every crook and nanny... cook and nin... ny...fuck it." "nook and cranny?" "shuddup, woman!" LOL
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
16 years
"We're playing Dungeons and Dragons, and talking about comic books. I think we're actually nerds, not dorks." Heh.
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
5 years
I'm back!... Probably.
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
5 years
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 1 Jan 2007 (via @twi_age).
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
6 years
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 1 Jan 2007 (via @twi_age).
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
7 years
It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 12 years (since 1 Jan 2007). And you?
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
8 years
It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years (since 1 Jan 2007). And you?
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
9 years
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years (since 1 Jan 2007). And you?
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
10 years
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years (since 1 Jan 2007). And you?
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
11 years
I have been on Twitter for 8 years and 20 days (since 1 Jan 2007). And you? http://t.co/iA9nS1NQkp
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
11 years
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
11 years
Time for eternal squeeing over Sebastian Stan and surprise!PenskeTruck! :D @PenskeMoving http://t.co/CV2WqDjq8e
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Maya (✿◕◡◕)
11 years
It's obvious that @lootcrate and my wallet are gonna be the best of frenemies this fall.
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