Watching 101 DirecTV. These guys couldn't catch HIV in a room full of cheap African hookers.

Osama Bin Laden. > 3000 kills, 1 death. That camping motherf*ucker.

What do you want to know?.

“@youngscottboy: She think I love her I jus use her for her food stamps. ”.

http://t.co/TsLweUw.

She got a DUI with fake tits? - @CakeJotton.

Treat 'em like dirt and they stick like mud - @CakeJotton.