when your friend turns you into a sticker and won’t stop using it in the gc

Where the fuck are you bro

fork found in kitchen

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years

In a world where you can be anything, be a number 50 https://t.co/OC8YHzlqkl

My funeral will have an open bar

"You can’t win without losing, even heaven requires death”

What hurts me is the fact that PSG didn't even play well. We created better chances, had more xG, and still lost by three goals. It hurts because we shouldn't have lost this game.

“I hate this job” *gets paid*

How parents feel after switching between "you are still a kid" and "you are not a kid anymore" depending on what benefits them

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Me:

if i let you over in traffic i expect my lil wave

why is everyone allowed to isolate or be in a bad mood but me

niggas jus gotta stay alive for 255 more days

i feel so disconnected from everyone and everything, nothing feels genuine anymore

Realizing it was me who didn't text back

all roads lead to disappearing

its normal to not hear from me i don’t be tryna talk

You ever hold an iPhone without a case on it? You can almost feel its eagerness to toss itself onto some pavement.

when you realise the eraser dies slowly because of your mistakes