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@keris

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took you 3 secs to read my location, so please go on.

strictly DNFWC!
Joined October 2009
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@keris
6 months
My dad's condom broke in '9X, now I exist—so I can pay bills and have crippling d**re**i**. https://t.co/XPyZgNkaKp
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rentry.co
He’s in GMT+11 right now, so just a heads-up about the time difference. DNFWOC. Grew up on sugar, Saturday cartoons, and the emotional trauma of Digimon deaths. Now he’s a 9-to-5 NPC with a calendar...
@keris
6 months
Oh, btw, if whenever I write 26++, 26+, or 26 (lebih) still counts as 26, then I’ll gladly be forever 26, guys. The logic behind these numbers is wild 🤣 That’s totally fine though—I just hope my PESONA PRIA MATANG aura will shine brighter. 🫵🏼
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@keris
15 days
Tes
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@keris
20 days
42k
@keris
21 days
Mau post 42k recap tp mager
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@keris
21 days
Mau post 42k recap tp mager
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@keris
26 days
Mau join 100k maju mundur banget
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@keris
27 days
Kalo kata bahasa anak ca skrg: "Yang ngartis masih gue liatin."
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@keris
27 days
Kelar mencoba bersosialisasi.
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@yappingbase
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28 days
OPEN FOLLOWBACK FOR YAPPERS 😎 REPOST INI FOLLOW BASE
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@keris
28 days
Siapa yang hari minggu kerja sampe jam set 12 gini tp unpaid? Ya saya. Ngejer apasi
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@keris
28 days
Izin naikin enih lg yach bestie (maaf meski guenya jg occasionally switch to eng)
@keris
5 months
Boleh gak kalo gue di X kelen semua ngobrol sama gue in bhs indo aja pls gue cape ngomong eng mulu (curhatan hati terdalam)
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@keris
29 days
HAPPENED TODAY PADAHAL BARU 5 MENIT (ga sampe)
@keris
6 months
Pengen sosialiasi > kirim mfs > yg reply bikin ga semangat > lupa > pengen sosialiasi > kirim mfs > yg reply bikin ga semangat > lupa > pengen sosialiasi > kirim mfs > yg reply bikin ga semangat > lupa > pengen sosialiasi > kirim mfs > yg reply bikin ga semangat > lupa > pengen s
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@keris
29 days
Mau buka gembok
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@keris
29 days
Emg tabiatnya serba salah si cuma disini opini dikit makin digoreng. Hadeh kocak. Diem aja dah
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@keris
29 days
I hate being men on this platform lol
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@keris
1 month
Umur brp lo tau brand ini bacanya marui marui
@Muichiro_Korea
MUICHIRO
1 month
🇯🇵한국인 90%가 읽지 못한다는 일본 브랜드명
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@keris
1 month
Iseng cek following ternyata mutual gweh cuma 14 💀 deym pantes rame bgt tl gue kaya transmart
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@keris
1 month
HAAAAI MONDAY IS LESS THAN 4 HOURS
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@keris
2 months
Happy birthday
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@keris
3 months
Oke tahun ini libur dulu ke japan, ganti ke georgia
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@keris
3 months
Kemaren 42° sekarang 21° WHAT IS THIS MADNESS
@keris
3 months
YATUHAN IT'S A GODDAMN 42 DERAJAT CELCIUS AT A FREAKING 8 PM GOSH
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@keris
3 months
I mean gue dateng dari negara tropis pun can't even stand this heat
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