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Kelly Rowland

@KellyPoundland

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Errbody's 3rd favourite member of Destiny's child. I sung with Beyoncé once. I'm down for whatever and available for weddings, funerals and barmitzvahs.

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10 years

Are they called Flaxen as in "Mummy. Help! Caroline Flaxen my bedroom again!" #xfactor

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Fleur is singing this better than Mariah Carey does at the moment. Though to be fair that's not hard. #xfactor

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11 years

Lauren may have been shit tonight but please vote for her because her parents split up 10 years ago and she had a cold this week. #xfactor

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Daz

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11 years

"My parents split up" is such a rare thing to go through as a child. Almost as rare as getting a paper cut. #xfactor

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Daz

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11 years

Iceland's Black Friday deal: Free Peter Andre album with every purchase. Even if you don't buy anything they'll still give you a copy.

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@dazgale

11 years

The icing on the cake would be if James now calls Karren "Margaret", Nick "Richard Whiteley" and Lord Sugar "Piers Morgan" #theapprentice

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Daz

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11 years

With all of the lineup changes Take That should really consider changing their name to the Sugaboys. #xfactor

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Daz

@dazgale

11 years

After the break the excitement continues with exclusive footage of Dido painting a wall beige and watching it dry. #xfactor

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Daz

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11 years

Saturday nights alright for fighting... especially if Cheryl spots a toilet attendant she doesn't like the look of. #xfactor

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Daz

@dazgale

11 years

The X factor are brave for letting Emeli Sande on that stage. She'll probably refuse to leave now and sing 'Read all about it' 30 times.

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Daz

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11 years

They missed a trick by not having Emeli Sande announce David Guetta when he popped up. "Where's David? NEXT TO MEEEEEEEE. HOO HOO" #xfactor

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Daz

@dazgale

11 years

Whitney Houston is to The X Factor what Kenny is to South Park. She gets murdered by somebody on the show every single week! #xfactor

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Daz

@dazgale

11 years

Simon and Louis just got up to talk to Nicole in the advert break while Cheryl and Mel B didn't even bother. Says it all! #xfactor

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11 years

"Here's some advice for the next one. Run" - Is Nicole singing about Cheryls future husbands? #xfactor

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Daz

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11 years

According to The X Factor, Big Band includes Jay Z, Ricky Martin Jessie J and Lou Bega. I don't want to live on this planet anymore #xfactor

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Daz

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11 years

Stevi makes Wagner look like Susan Boyle. #xfactor

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Daz

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11 years

Lauren has now done songs called 'Smile' and 'Happy'. Ironically enough both of those performances were fucking depressing! #xfactor

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Daz

@dazgale

11 years

What we learned from S Club 7 tonight: Paul can no longer get down on the floor and Jo no longer has the flow. Childhood ruined!

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Daz

@dazgale

11 years

As if these poor children haven't suffered enough they now have to put up with Cheryl "singing". #childreninneed

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Cheryl today made chart history by having the most number ones of songs that are terrible mediocre forgettable bollocks. #xfactor

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