late night thought: don’t take anyone, anything, or any moment for granted. life can change in the blink of an eye.

my therapist: and what do we say when we’ve made bad choices? me: what am i like x therapist: no

Apartment hunting is so hard cause as soon as I don’t like the bathroom it’s over.

I truly miss Theatre okay and I don’t mean like ‘aww I miss it loads🥺’ I mean that I wake up and I think about it, I sit throughout the day thinking about it and I go to sleep and I hoping I dream of it. The day I get back on the stage will be a day I remember forever.

Reached the age where I check my emails 25 times a day and forget to text my friends back

Coming home and taking your mask off is exactly what I imagine it feels like for women taking their bra off after a long day💆🏻‍♂️

What my last pringle sees

i have never wanted to wear something more in my whole entire life

DONE. DEAD. FINISHED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #DancingonIce #gemmacollins

Cracks me up how quickly performers become friends. One minute it’s ‘Hi, nice to meet you’, the next minute your in the dressing room wearing nothing but a pair of fishnets giving a deep tissue massage whilst doing a full out rendition of cell block tango😂 #standard

Literally can’t say or do anything without a man, woman, vegan, feminist, non gender identified, object, dog, fish getting upset anymore

all MT fans please watch