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Colby (@teeiconnix) on playing a Nazi, a slaveholder and a rapist: “I don't think they're just bad bad people"
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Lisa (@cuntylisaaa) when asked about her political stance: “Honestly, I prefer to keep my desire to make America great again private.” She stated.
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Colby (@donkkenight, @Purplellacebra_, @AriyonceFushion, @megantanked_, @fateofcolby, @teeiconnix, @iihandsiicolby, @thefateofcolby, @Israel) has been found using fentanyl and crystal meth in Brazil, a newly shared TikTok post reveals.
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Lisa (@cuntylisaaa) has officially become an Israeli citizen! 🇮🇱 “I’m about to bring that South-Side Jamaica energy to Tel Aviv,” she said.
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Colby announces his fanbase will be called colbynators and shows off a poster dedicated to them.
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Vince (@isthiisdesire) reveals his top 5 genres on Spotify Wrapped. 1. Dream SMP 2. Gaming EDM 3. Minecraft 4. Otacore 5. Sega
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ROBIN (@fateofrobin) reveals his favourite food is french fries “I want 2 black hunk guys to take turns pounding my hole to shreds while I eat french fries”
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Colby (@donkkenight, @Purplellacebra_, @AriyonceFushion, @megantanked_, @fateofcolby, @teeiconnix, @iihandsiicolby) has revealed an 8th alt account. “I come back stronger than a 90s trend”
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Marc (@marcscript) on Scooter Braun’s potential OnlyFans Purchase. “Bitch i’d pay so much to see him getting fisted by a DL Latino Trade.”
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Sam (@samishaunted) on his relationship with Diego (@fateofdiego) in new interview: "I want to grab that delicious mexican twink and squeeze the cum out of his hole then throw him on the bed and kiss all over his penis then fist myself for 10 hours straight"
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Lisa (@cuntylisaaa) opens up about her sex life in new interview: "82 years old and the pussy still squeaky, I remain freaky, and these men come easy."
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Exclusive footage from TMZ has surfaced of Robin (@fateofrobin) attempting to work out for the first time in months.
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Katie (@Idea0fLuxury) on ‘LUX’ by ROSALÌA: “Nobody knows what the fuck she’s saying, it’s like - speak english and maybe your album wont flop.”
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Diego (@tswiftteamo) gives a bold prediction on who he thinks is on the Epstein Files (Via: TMZ): “Maisie Peters”
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Sam (@samishaunted) on ‘The Hawk Tuah Girl’ “I do this every night and where’s my podcast bitch?’
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Robin (@fateofrobin) and Billie Eilish were seen fighting in a local Taco Bell over a Volcano Burrito, according to sources. “It’s mine you huge pig!” Robin was heard screaming whilst pulling at Billie’s scalp.
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Sam (@samishaunted) has reportedly broken the world record by sleeping with 1000 men in under 9 hours. The record was previously held by OF model Bonnie Blue. Important note: Sam did not do any topping
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