King G5
@KG5Official
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Gamer | Networker | King of Outta Pocket Shit | Troll | Instigator | Gen X | Trigger | 60% Satire | Partnered with: @GlytchEnergy Code. KingG5 | Married 💍
Some where talkin shit
Joined October 2021
Hi, I’m G. I’m an asshole who loves fast motorcycles, fast cars, toxic masculinity, MMA, dark humor, and gives no fucks…. Also hi I’m G, Currently eating Dino Nuggies and ranch. 🤷🏻♂️ life is all about balance 😏
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Amen
How many will be brave enough to share this message today?🍃💚💨🔥💯✨
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I’m the angel to my demon, and the demon to my angel. I’m the light in my dark, and the dark in my light. I’m whole. I both accent, and complete myself. Try it some time.
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If you’re a JR…. Your mom has moaned your name before. Have a good weekend with that trauma.
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Good morning crazies and all my heathens! My boy said I’m giving black and white Harley Quinn vibes! I’m not even sure I’m offended tbh
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Before I go to bed… lemme just shout out some people I’m genuinely grateful and thankful for having in my corner and my life in this sphere… There’s not a day goes by that I’m not thankful for all of you….. whether it’s the laugh I needed, the laugh I didn’t know I needed…
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The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub… I told him a collar and restraints… I’m no longer allowed in subway.
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Husband: babe! Hurry come and look at my clock! Wife: wtf that’s not a clock! Husband: it WILL BE, when you put two hands and a face on it. 😏 😈
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Nothing says day off like forgetting to silence your work alarms. 😒🤬 Well, good morning and happy thanksgiving 🦃🍽 ❤️🫶🏼
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My homie running his 5 year subathon! Make sure u tap in and show some love!!
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The dumbest shit ever. If I ever hear some one spending 5 racks on gifted subs, instead of donating. I’m roasting the person who did it until i die. Like daily. Twitch takes so much of that, DONATE IT. Don’t sub it. (If you ever feel u need to drop 5k) Typical Twitch
Twitch has now introduced the option to gift 1,000 subscriptions for $5,000 👀
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Good morning crazies. Happy pre game day! Get it? Turkey, is a game bird… No? Ok. Nvm
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….. ahahahahahaha ….. aahahahahahaha.
A single sperm has 37.5 MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587,500 TB. Ladies, that’s a lot of information to swallow!
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Breakfast of champions. Chicken California Cheese Steak with fries.
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