Jonathan Kite
@JonathanKite
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@erewhonmarket membership recipient | Oleg @2brokegirls | Johnny on Dad Stop Embarrassing Me @netflix | Elbow Model | Original member of The @jonasbrothers
Castle Greyskull
Joined March 2010
In California, squatters can claim a house as theirs, even if someone else is living there. I guess that makes everyday Columbus Day.
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Now I know why you can't change houses at Hogwarts. Because JK Rowling doesn’t believe in transitions.
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“Trump will never listen. It’ll go in one ear and out the other.”.
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RT @adamraycomedy: NEW @ALNpodcast with @JonathanKite is up🔥. Enjoy on @ComedySpotify @ApplePodcasts or @YouTube🍿
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RT @ChrisMillhouse: PODCAST LISTENERS!.The newest episode of my podcast w/ @DarrellCHammond is out now! This week we’re joined by @Jonathan….
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Throwback Thursday to when I did demonstrations on how not to wear a mask
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M. NIGHT on KITE.#ElfontheShelfChallenge
@BethBehrs @KChenoweth @JonathanKite @cher Popping in from my spot on the shelf.to deliver the news from the North Pole myself!.Santa laughed when he saw your fun, silly twist.and placed you on top of his Very Nice List! 📝✨.#ElfontheShelfChallenge
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When you’ve been on hold for so long that you start singing along to the music
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That’s a wrap on season 1 of “Dad, Stop Embarrassing Me” for @netflix!!!!!! I can’t wait for everyone to see this incredible show!!!
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My look for fall is Italian-business-casual-Mandalorian, complete with Baby Yoda accessory
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