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@jonathand

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Politics, technology and misanthropy. Craft beer wanker. Works in InfoSec. Mostly on Instagram. (https://t.co/3244iXl7b7)

Manchester, UK
Joined June 2007
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Jonathan D
2 years
So @MikeSimensky and I made a film about the history of our long-closed hometown cinema, the Metro/Majestic in Ashton-under-Lyne:
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3 months
"Wow, look at this AI-generated action figure I've made of myself. "
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6 months
RT @CultureCrave: #DOOM is now playable in a PDF file 🎮
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6 months
RT @Fredward3948576: [driving].my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight. *sees your red brake light….
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7 months
Why'd they have to come for me like that.
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Throwing Fits
7 months
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7 months
Been saying for ages this is a bubble and I will continue to do so until it pops.
@BirdRespecter
The Information Pimp
7 months
Open AI is operating at a 5 billion dollar loss in 2024, its running on stolen training data for which it is facing multiple lawsuits, and that training data is already redundant. This entire dogshit industry is a house of cards that will collapse within a year or two.
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8 months
RT @billieanania: “the older you get, the more conservative you get” yeah if you’re a little bitch.
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10 months
RT @ThatBeerPlaceHQ: Our mates at @CavernOf have been hit last night by a fire and need your help to rebuild and re-open asap! Let’s come t….
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Jonathan D
10 months
My DVDs almost managed a full decade in the garage.
@HannahAlOthman
Hannah Al-Othman
10 months
The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.
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10 months
In the SAME FUCKING SHOW! #deadwood
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@TheOscarRace
Oscar Race
11 months
Post the same actor in two roles that show their range
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11 months
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OasisCentral
11 months
Great question, who should support Oasis đź‘€.
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11 months
Twitter worked fine for me, ta.
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11 months
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11 months
Man, that Steinbeck quote about Americans hating socialism because they see themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires rather than an exploited proletariat really keeps being correct 60 years later.
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scoob
11 months
the laugh i just let out bro lol
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1 year
Woman in the supermarket asked me to try on some gloves to see if they'd fit her husband. Best OJ joke of my life and she didn't even get it.
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1 year
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