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3 years
the office is so quiet and my digestive system is so loud
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i’m an adult now because i have now tasted beers that taste like fucking shit
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when people posts pictures of their children in the tub first i’m like ok maybe don’t do that and then i inspect their grout i hate grout
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@johnnyweir
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3 years
who is your friend that follows 3000 instagram accounts
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@johnnyweir
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rite aid is like so west coast
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@johnnyweir
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3 years
just as expected, the silverfish i vacuumed up a week ago is no longer in the vacuum
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@johnnyweir
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3 years
*me anytime i order clothes in a size large* “i’m glad i got the large”
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@johnnyweir
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3 years
really crazy that we all have one life to live and people choose to use that time to ruin other people’s lives
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@johnnyweir
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big brother has got me fucked up thinking i can watch a two hour episode that starts at 9pm cmon julie chen moonves
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3 years
i’ve lived in the same place for two years and i just realized i still haven’t hung anything on my bedroom walls
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@BarackObama
Barack Obama
3 years
My mother, Ann Dunham, was the biggest influence on my life, and helped shape me into the person I am today. I’m proud to share that the Water Garden at the Obama Presidential Center will be named in her honor.
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3 years
asshole. they fought for our country. what the fuck do you do rand paul? you also can’t pick and choose what you want to believe from the cdc asshole
@KyDems
Kentucky Democrats
3 years
If you watch one thing tonight, watch this: Rand Paul literally just said he's voting against health care for veterans because they can't "prove" their health conditions resulted from their military service. Beyond disgraceful.
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@shannonrwatts
Shannon Watts
3 years
MORE AMERICAN FREEDOM: The long-running Music Midtown festival at Piedmont Park in Atlanta in September has been called off because recent changes to Georgia gun laws prevent the festival from banning guns on the publicly owned festival grounds. #gapol
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The Music Midtown festival at Piedmont Park in Atlanta has been called off, likely due to loose gun laws in the state of Georgia that prevent gun bans on public property.
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@johnnyweir
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3 years
3,000 streaming services and Spice World is not on any of them. I've been trying to watch this movie for years now
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@johnnyweir
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3 years
wtf i thought his bday was next month
@BKergin
Brendan Kergin
3 years
I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson.
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@therecount
The Recount
3 years
“If this is America First, then America is fucked.” Take 10 minutes to watch Jon Stewart tear into Republicans for blocking a Senate bill providing benefits to veterans, including for those exposed to burn pits.
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3 years
stan on jeopardy tonight seemed so nice and supportive 🥺🥺🥺
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@johnnyweir
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3 years
absolutely fucking insane
@BillPascrell
Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦
3 years
We just voted to keep birth control legal in America and 96% of republicans voted no. 96%!
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@johnnyweir
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3 years
my guess was that he was in the bathroom with really bad diarrhea but i was wrong
@AdamKinzinger
Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦
3 years
What was he doing while the Capitol was under siege? See for yourself. Donald Trump is a disgrace to America.
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@johnnyweir
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3 years
not to be a bitch but why doesn't canva have helvetica
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