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@JohannVillalvir

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I make up stories online for attention. Building : Find homes to flip using AI. Ex US Marine Infantry. Former Geologist

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@Rainmaker1973 The last time I had a good night of sleep
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The Golden Company protecting Kings Landing #GameofThrones
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Protests now erupting in: - NYC, NY - Milwaukee, WI - Houston, TX - Fort Wayne, IN - Chicago, IL - Atlanta, GA - Kansas City, MO - Denver, CO - Las Vegas, NV - San Jose, CA - Detroit, MI - Boston, MA - Washington D.C
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Who’s she meeting with? Snowden?
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@alvinfoo In case you’re wondering, underwater canyon creates this massive waves
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@e_asherah I literally made a profile of a chair and it got hundreds of likes
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#GameOfThrones *Sam proposes to start democracy in the seven kingdoms* Everyone:
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Denver. One of the most well organized I’ve seen
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@TheHoleMan22 This would be funnier if it wasn’t actually true
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@strait_vibinn Wait, let him cook
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@DocStrangelove2 This is the entire neighborhood stealing from this guy
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Washington DC. Multiple buildings read “fuck Trump” please use protection
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Milwaukee
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More protests: - Memphis, TN - Louisville, KY - Columbus, OH - Portland, ME
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Houston
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Fort Wayne
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NYC
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Bloomington, IN Truck charges against protestors. People cheer when cop pulls him over.
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I’ve been saving this but since #Alabama is trending #BoycottAlabama
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Boston. Helicopters and everything. At least cops here are wearing masks.
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@YannSchreiber @elonmusk @Tesla @odd_andersen @AFPphoto The driver knowing damn well his bags are about to dump
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Chicago
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@caitiedelaney Not a single good one here
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Kansas City
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@tolstoybb If I was worried about calories, I wouldn’t be buying a $12 giant cookie
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Las Vegas
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Louisville. “No peace. Persecute the police!” is the chant.
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@beyoncegarden What my pizza rolls inside the microwave at 2 am see
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Detroit
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Omaha, NE I didn’t even know anyone other than Warren Buffet lived in Omaha tbh.
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St. Louis. Straight for the capitol.
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Literally, the entire fucking US. Share your city videos 👇
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@4oceanBracelets Damn fam this looks like any other white family out there. Good luck
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Atlanta
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@nateliason 1 in 1 trillion chances We have better odds of finding a planet that has life than a planet that has a total eclipse
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@zachhomol_ Gradually over 3 experiences: - When I joined the military at 17. Govt is a scam - When I got my first “corporate job” after college at 23. Adult jobs are about “looking busy” - When I started making money outside of the field I went to college for at 25. $100k badly spent
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@gzcl3000 Imagine the clout for the bee that survives
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San Jose
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Pensacola, FL
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Portland, OR. This protest doesn’t seem free roaming.
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@Unexplained That thing can name me
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@crotchner2 Wait what is that first cows name?
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@ThebestFigen I was like Ronaldinho passes to … Ronaldinho?
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@OrwellNGoode “Im not a musician, I make music”
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@Alkibiades_ Laughing at your thought that waves would cause barely any erosion
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@GodGotChamp @ora_molokwane Learn Spanish and you’ll see why he’s actually top 20
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@dr__submarine “Cargo cult” refers to a social and religious phenomenon primarily observed in the South Pacific, where indigenous people have established rituals that mimic the behavior of colonial and military personnel. This phenomenon particularly developed during and after World War II,
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@SxopeMo @NorthmanTrader I read somewhere “if you can’t make it back, you didn’t deserve it in the first place” Cheers
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@WatcherGuru Getting rug pulled by GameStop is insane
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@iluminatibot Disproven
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@123lgbetty 4K? This was recorded from a flip phone
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@visegrad24 So much practice and still belly flops hell yeah
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@CoinsGoUp @e_asherah Exactly, anyone that takes any of those apps seriously will not be taken seriously in return
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@MarmotRespecter I want to work here because I heard you exchange time for the local currency?
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@Rainmaker1973 You live here, paying taxes and worrying about which Kardashian ate at subway last week
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@elonmusk Oh, you prefer them to be white and to arrive by boat? “nearly 12 million immigrants arrived in the United States between 1870 and 1900. During the 1870s and 1880s, the vast majority of these people were from Germany, Ireland, and England” - Library of Congress This is 400k
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@TellYourSonThis Instacart groceries vs having a neighbor do you a favor One is transactional and the other builds trusts and sympathy
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@ricburton I thought this was a video game for a second
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 In case you’re wondering, underwater canyon creates this massive waves
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@Not_AidenONeill Exactly, there were signs from the beginning
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@s8n Did this in college several time. It worked for the most part except that one time I got another ticket and the words “Nice try” written in the old ticket I had left
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@zillowgonewild This about to be the buyer
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@todayyearsoldig ISDP guy here to explain why this works. Email server first tries to serve the email to the exact address, then settles for second best address. So as long as nobody has that + addesss you should be good
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@RicardoBSalinas La Liga A femenil leyendo esto
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What states are we missing?
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@kelin_online Love the hustle. But can’t help to get late stage capitalism vibes
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@tonystatovci Me when j cole said “some n***** make millions, other n**** make memes”
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@TerminalLance Only fun thing to do at 29 palms
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@thereal0xalice I once helped this company who was acquire for $1.2B “bring up their code to standards” for corporate mainstream It looked like unpaid interns had wrote the code base, yet they sold for $1.2B Never again I cared for clean code after that
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@Austen The lockdown is, in part, because of the internet
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@PeterSchiff Ok who built the “buy on Peter Schiff signal” bot and can I use it
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Indianapolis, IN
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@balajis @JDVance1 Not to mention deep roots in blue collar Appalachian America Smart move
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@bitcoinzay Man I hope I could do the same for Latin America
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@CedYoungelman It’s never going to $0.01 because I just posted a limit order for all 21M at $0.015 just in case
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@sonofapatriot4 @6FtFromTheRona Everyone. Let’s make sure we protest in the confort of this guys privilege! Thanks
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@pyrtbilly Was about to get my tickets but can’t afford the $30 checkout fee
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@asemota He set up a while loop in real life
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The USD is actually going to zero, I just realized . @maxkeiser was right all along.
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@charliebilello Direct express into the pockets of executives.
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@officialmcafee Definitely not the CIA or none of these men would’ve gotten elected
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@farshadtaheri @Austen You don’t get a CS degree to learn “the full stack” This changes by industry, year, project, preferences A CS degree should allow you to learn whatever stack your company is using
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@zerohedge Found this?
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@Austen Yes, but I think he’s asking the right questions Humans need to feel useful in order to be fulfilled, what would people do to fill that void?
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@therealzchamp @historyinmemes Aka excitement to be alive
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@CoinbaseSupport Not a ticket, there’s nowhere I can fill a complaint
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@Mashinsky @BlockFi @CelsiusNetwork This was from a year ago man Pretty low blow imo
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@RoiLopezRivas “Tuvo que salí a desmentir” hahahahhaha no sabes nada del sistema de noticias de USA lárgate de aquí Hahaha “desmentir”
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@meg_chapman @_jocelynx0 IU tried to stop me from graduating because I hadn’t taken any foreign languages at the university even though I am fluent in 3 different languages. For white students knowing how to say taco fulfills this requirement.
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@sweatystartup Nigeria is the next market
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@e_asherah DM me and I’ll share the rest of the profile along with some of the messages
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#GameOfThrones Ser Davos: Jon you have to speak with the Queen Jon:
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@ricburton I see a path for $SHIB and meme coins to help tear down accredited investors laws
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@ChrisBarnes3D @hardestgeezer Yeah, it’s interesting how powerful the mind is. Once it sees the finish line, it thinks of quitting the hardest
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@danheld @stoolpresidente Lmao this reminds of @officialmcafee shilling shitcoins in 2017
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@peterwwright @TAG_SLC An eight of a million? So 125k?
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