I will never give this tweeter handle to the unworthy. This is a sword in the stone situation. You have to prove that you are the King Arthur of being Joey. This site is a hell that we all have to suffer.

RT @William15613411: If anyone come across this female dog please let me know she was last seen on Commander Shepard and magruder Blvd in t….

@mariahthewolf17 @nala3456 @_5097 @RockyBrigner @daniel Thank you for sending me this cross-eyed wolf picture.

@mrjoeyp @tomstoneman @trs So is Troy Gremlin, driver of drag racer 45, the one with the ads for the lumber yard on the doors. Relentless!.

@HayleyMurphy98 @possumash @underscoregeoff My dog uses this account and he CAN'T see those photos. He's very strict about overalls.

@HayleyMurphy98 @possumash @underscoregeoff How did you find these secret photos of me? Please stop sharing these private moments.

@mrjoeyp My dog does not agree. He says that I'm wonderful and that you're wonderful too, subsequent watermelon Joey.

@mrjoeyp I don't! I've got watermelon.

@mrjoeyp No. Can I have your watermelon?.

@tigersjostun @OutsiderOc Willis.

@RoyElyor11 @balboaPb3 Thanks for telling me about your fecal difficulty, Roy.

@trainsrawesome2 @MikeyAceStudios @JoeyBro90616012 No, please don't follow me. I can't handle any more gangstalking.

@PTXsoldier Well I don't miss you, ma'am.

@BoutDat_Jawn @pheobe @Ross @Chandler @rachel @monica No, sorry. I was cat napping. I only sleep two hours at a time in order to keep training my dog to paint.

@Palpaleos89 @Chronexia Good grief, no! I don't like pokeymen at all. No adults should like pokeyman cartoons.

@tiffhulse99 You're very welcome, Tiffany. Enjoy your ace creme.

@Klara_Frljuzec @akidearest 17 more weeks, then I have a date with a lady named destiny. Figurative destiny, not a person with that name.

@KalleAlexis I'm trying to teach my dog to use a human toilet.

@KalleAlexis I couldn't pick up the phone. I was indisposed (bathroom problem).

@amandagothard_ That's a good dog video, Amanda. Thanks for sharing.