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“I will k*ll you and nothing will happen” - Nigerian police
“We will k*ll you and nothing will happen” - Nigerian government
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This picture makes me laugh so much 😂😂
Kimsda watching us absolutely lose our minds today while they had prepared to post already😂:
#KimSeonHo
#Kimsda
#HometownChaChaCha
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A company looks out for its bottom line first and foremost but it’s somehow wrong for an employee to do the same?Job hopping has been proven to be the only way to increase salary. If companies want loyalty and access to an employee’s skill set, then they should treat them better.
Saw tweet of someone announcing leaving fintech A for B. Just less than a yr ago he announced joining A.
Genuinely worried for the remote work generation that bounces around.
Future employers will wonder if there is a reason you couldn't stay longer than a year anywhere 😐
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@seunidowu
@DolapoBA
First day in Uni, mum and dad dropped me off. Last day in uni, they were there waiting for me ❤️❤️
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💀💀💀😂😂
When professor Snape tries to skip over slavery in your history of Muggles class
#BlackHogwarts
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If she was white, these fools would have been so subservient…
The police men at the Nungwi police station in Zanzibar kept on bullying and harassing me. Told me to leave their police station that I wasn’t raped and they had confirmed there was no penetration from the nurses.
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lol this is so me. 2 lines of conversation in my DMs and it was just bye!
honestly, if you know how difficult and how long it took some people to recover their peace of mind and happiness, you'll understand why they shut all doors at any slight discovery of toxicity, and also why they can be so picky about who they allow in their lives.
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Some people spend their lives trying to prove they’re a good person but they are not actually good. Performative AF.
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13th time station of the year that cannot fight for freedom of expression. 😂
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Your God has not cured hunger or diseases or stopped wars but this is what concerns you.
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This is how people grow up to be adults who string people along.
yall tell me why we met our teenagers “new” boyfriend last night.. now mind you was was just taking the old bf on trips with us a few months ago. tell me why the new bf told us they finna hit they year anniversary. I damn near slid out the fucking table 😭😭
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I can’t believe this is a fear women have to deal with, at every age and stage of life.
A group of boys broke into this old woman's home and raped her till she started bleeding.
Rape apologists, y'all should come out o. Come and tell us what she was wearing and how she seduced them
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@Dolani__
@tomilionaire
These things look small until you remember how it plays out in the real world. Brock Turner’s father said his son shouldn’t pay for “10 minutes of action”. The action was rape.
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Like!!!! If you’re thinking there’s someone better for you out there, go on! Git!
Totally unnecessary to say your partner isn’t most beautiful or most intelligent, or isn’t the best.
Omo once I choose you, you’re the best in my eyes & best for me. That’s how it should be except you intentionally conclude your partner is mid.
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This is a horrible take overall. Your first concern is about the perpetrators and not the victims.
Sex panic is always a Trojan Horse for really bad, regressive and conservative politics. Leads to more carcerality, surveillance and theocracy; always hurts people of color and LGBTQ people first and hardest. Really sad to see
@aoc
going down this path
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No proper pension plans, or health insurance. Job security is a pipe dream. Stagnant salary for years. Little to no opportunity to advance. No work life balance. Employer-employee relationship has changed from the past and companies have refused to keep up.
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So until they call you out? 💀💀😂
@roshanroberts_
😬 so sorry for the delivery letdown, Roshan! We want to make things right and have issued a full refund - check your DMs for more info.
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Same conservative audience that openly lie, steal, cheat on their spouses and cause many to go into poverty but na consensual kiss dey worry una.
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Mine is because I like my money too much my eyes will clear when they ask me to give it over.
I think the main reason I will never join a cult is probably all the mandatory meetings.
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Who was also her stepfather.
Frenchwoman who killed abusive husband reportedly faints in disbelief in court after hearing she could walk free.
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3/3 baby 😂😂💀
After a breakup you either become depressed,a ho3 or a twitter comedian
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The religion is problematic anyway.
Using the ‘hijabi muslima’ aesthetic to achieve fame and build an influencing career only to start bashing the same religion because you’ve now rebranded and are now doing the complete opposite of what the religion permits / preaches is wild to me.
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As a non-morning person, the worst kind of job I’d take on is one that’ll require me to leave the house at 7 or 8am to commute. I can never do that again.
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Push the goddamn button!
Any rush hour 2 (or rush hour trilogy) reference will make me laugh 100% of the time.
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lol if you ‘cruise’ about this topic to me, you will collect blow for mouth. Love and light no reach that side.
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My school decided Junior school students have to cut their hair because ‘young girls don’t need to focus on appearance because it affects academic performance’.
They only backed down because parents of mixed kids with long hair complained.
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Passing out parade.
Buhari’s govt contracted a tailor to make white caftan for Boko Haram terrorists, he got them white socks to match, sandals, and a green-white-green cap to show that they’re truly repented terrorists who’re now patriots. 🤦🏽♂️
#BokoBuhari
has incentivized terrorism.
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Weird how you’d offer more understanding to the crazy and neurotic person than to the ‘rude’ person.
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So many but they don’t prepare you for adulthood 🤣💀
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Why is this giving me ‘good morning my neighbour, good morning pa Iya e’ vibes 😂😂
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Inject this!!!!!!
This policeman today at Ikeja under bridge was trying to extort this driver we all stood up against him.
He left in shame, no more intimidation
#AlausaProtest
#EndSWAT
ASUU NYSC
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The way I’m trying my best to get my shit together and not cause worry to my family…. Since I was little. Sigh.
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Lol men were quick to support that ebun guy that year sha… calling it feminine bullying 😂😂😂😂
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Anyone that knows me knows how much I love to sleep... my eyes are wide open; I feel like they’d twist this story by tomorrow and my spirit isn’t at rest.
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These obas and local government chairmen acting shocked to see the huge number of hoodlums in their areas.
All they know is how to spend the money they collect from the government and it’s people... no community outreach programs, no town hall meetings etc.
Face your reckoning.
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Discuss work details, no. Read novel and discuss, no. Watch kdrama together, no. Try to find mutual or common interest, no. Then act surprised at failed talking stage or relationship. 🤣
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An employer disqualifying a preferred candidate due to previous work experience. 🤷🏾♀️
You can’t wife your throat goat because you know what it took for her to reach that level
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Honestly. You’ll be like ‘is it really me this is happening to?’
LMAO you must be crazy to think you can disrespect me and I’ll let it go. Bruhhh, nothing makes my head turn more than being disrespected especially by someone you wouldn’t even do like that. 🤣🤣🤣
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That’s why you shouldn’t be friends with any ex 🤣🤣and not date anyone with ‘friendly exes’
Traveling ten hours for an ex’s dick is crazy. Even crazier she used her man’s money for the journey. But “that we are exes doesn’t mean we should hate eachother”. 🤡🤡
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What’s with African leaders and ‘banning’??
When they have no solution to the underlying issues.
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Lol…. 💀
Did that “I love you” search on WhatsApp. I saw what I was looking for sha 💀
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