Jesus Christ @jesus X Profile

Jesus Christ

@jesus

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Carpenter, Healer, God

Israel

Joined October 2006

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

4 months

I’m high as a kite. Merry Christmas everybody!.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

2 years

WHERE MY PEEPS AT!?.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

2 years

Good night.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

I was returning BUT YOU SHOT MY BALLOON!.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

Aww shux, you shouldn’t have.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

It is finished.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

Casual Sunday reading…

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

Sunday Funday. Got any plans? Don’t say church.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

Truth be told.

Business Insider

@BusinessInsider

3 years

I've been 'Jesus Christ' on Twitter for 14 years — and thanks to Elon Musk, I'm now verified

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

Wow!

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

It appears I have more than 12 followers.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

TGIF!.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

Why the assumption I am fake?.

CNN

@CNN

3 years

"Twitter has given a blue check verified mark to Jesus Christ . Things are getting a bit confusing at Twitter under Elon Musk.". @donie reports on the surge of fake accounts on Twitter as the paid verification system launches.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

Who has two thumbs and verified?.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

This is a parody.

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

3 years

Going forward, any Twitter handles engaging in impersonation without clearly specifying “parody” will be permanently suspended.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

You don’t need to tell people you follow me in your bio. It proves nothing.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

I keep telling Dad that we don’t need to put people through the same childhood I had.

Abam

@AdamBroud

3 years

Saw this and can’t stop thinking about how much better I am at making plans than God

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

Bring it!.

Corey is In Lexington & Charlottesville soon!

@CoreyRForrester

5 years

Is this church gonna whoop Jesus’s ass?

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

There’s a time for compassion. There’s a time for patience. There’s a time for forgiveness. And when they all run out, don’t act surprised when we turn the tables upside down.

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Jesus Christ

@jesus

3 years

Your prayers are meaningless without action.

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