According to Wiki, the font of all knowledge, the outgoing ambassador to the UK, Tzipi Hotovely, had 2,500 guests at her wedding to lawyer Or Alon. Can this be true? Who knows that many people?.

Apart from all the other insanely priced items Lena Dunham is sporting in the @thetimes style shoot, she is wearing jeans that cost Six Hundred and Fifty Pounds. Are they mad? £650 for jeans?.

Such a poignant story: ‘I have to help my son father a child after his death,’ says mother of fallen IDF soldier

RT @afalkhatib: Hamas could literally end the war in Gaza now, right this minute, which is what 2.3 million Palestinians want & demand. But….

RT @blakeflayton: “Mom, I can’t stop smelling the corpses.” . Daniel Edri, 24, the same age as me, took his own life yesterday. He survived….

RT @HeidiBachram: How is this person a barrister?

RT @lavinia_colzani: @HamasAtrocities Showing buttocks to support a force which has used rape as a weapon of war is another level of tastel….

And so she scrolled through her phone and waved it at me triumphantly. It still wasn't from me and I told her so. She seemed extremely put out that I wasn't this other person. Should I have apologised? 😎.

A very odd encounter this evening when a woman came up to me and absolutely insisted that I was someone else, (of whom I had never heard, incidentally}. It didn't seem to matter how many times I denied being this other person, she actually said she would find an email from me.

Am beginning to think we should reframe the phrase and call it "Breaking Jews". Every five minutes it seems there is a new and horrible story affecting Jews, and making our community, who just want a quiet and peaceful life, even more jumpy. Please stop it.

Just finished watching the compelling Department Q. Terrific, even if set in Edinburgh rather than Glasgow. Great dialogue, my favourite being the cheerfully abusive characterisation of the hero’s cop team as “Team Doolally”. Just fab.

And the current climate means "free speech" is the ultimate winner, beating charges of hate speech and loathing of Jews. Imagine if — unthinkably — there had been calls from the stage for Corbyn's death. Would that have been acceptable? But, y'know, only Jews, so it was ok.

The new reality tells Emily Eavis and Co that Bob Vylan was a Bad Thing. Festival organisers did manage to push Kneecap into claiming their calls for a court "riot" was a mistake. So why not stop Vylan? My guess is because Eavis wants to be admired. 2/3.

RT @paulfrewDUP: With Glastonbury in full swing ! ……………….Spare a thought for all the young people who never returned home from a music fest….

RT @GillianLazarus: This is Bob Dylan at his son's bar mitzvah in 1983 at the Western Wall in Jerusalem. Who'd believe that today a rapper….

RT @LizKershawDJ: Isn't it big of all those brave souls at Gazastonbury to kick off against #Israel and the #IDF within the security of a 1….

RT @JewishChron: Two hours ago, the three Jewish sisters making up the band Haim announced they would be the secret set at Glastonbury's Pa….

RT @WestminsterWAG: Isn't this, er, incitement to violence? If someone like Tommy Robinson said the equivalent at a rally, wouldn't he (rig….

RT @EylonALevy: Optimistic noises in Israel that we may be on the brink of a breakthrough to end the war, bring all the hostages home, and….

RT @bmay: I think chanting ‘death death to the IDF’ at a music festival, given all the young Israeli lives lost at a similar music festival….