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I'm an inveterate optimist: Don't you think if the Brook Park Haslams win out with a 10-7 record, they'll make the playoffs and even possibly win the Division? Go Haslams!!! Somewhere.

Question: Will Ski's ass fry like a Kielbasa if they lose the most motley team in the NFL? Will, then, the Brook Park Haslams promote Bubba Ventrone to Head Coach? Makes sense.

The Tree. Just outside our patio is an old tree. A very old tree.  I think it's a maple. This old tree is withered and gnarled.  It  looks frail. But there is something fascinating about this old tree. It is always the last of its younger, more verdant neighbors to grow its

Just posted on "X.": You have to hand it to the Brook Park Haslams. They played a little better than expected against the Patriots. They fundament ally are a good team that tries very hard to hold back their run amok ground game-- namely that crazy legs Quishon Judkins

Tip O' the 10 gallon to the Haslams. First time in '25 that they capered as a full unit. Playing a variable run/pass game makes a difference, along with good execution by special teams, and then an already good defense becomes more powerful.

On a scale of 1-10, how boring will the Brook Park Haslams offense be against the equally 1-5 Miami Dolphins? Take into consideration the Haslams lack of a running component. #1 being dismally boring; #10 being titillatingly boring. Everything in between just being levels of

The Brook Park Haslams are 2.5 favorites to beat the Dolphins at home this Sunday in the "1-5 Bowl." The following week the Patriots are 7-point favorites to beat the Haslams in Foxborough. And the Haslams are 24-point underdogs to lose the bye week the following Sunday.

The Brook Park Haslams are barely alive, while Bad Bake already has won five.

Like me, I think they want to get loaded before it starts.

These guys are not sure they even want to watch the game.

Prediction: 41-year-old Aaron Rodgers throws for 400 yards, 3 touchdowns in an almost total demolishment of the Brook Park Haslems, 48-12. Andre Schitt misses both extra points and 4 field goals. Ski says he is not worried. "Schitt's a work in progress." Dillon Gabriel has

I always have thought baseball is the best sport. It has much allure, because of its fiercely different rhythms -- from sleepy lulls to dramatic clings to the cymbals. And it has made social history for its 150 years. The memories of great, rising moments in life and ballpark

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There's a bit of a difference between Art Modell's 35-year ownership of the Browns vs. Jimmy Haslam's 14-year ownership and 72-144 record. Art has the upper hand in wins, at 252-233. But there are some other things to consider. Every year Modell always fielded interesting

Ski skating on thinning ice. Midget ball doesn't work so good. Seriously, the Brook Park Haslams are underrated. They are worse than they appear to be. Jimmy Haslam extends his streak of having the biggest loss record in all the NFL, 2012 through October 4, 2025, now at a

Don't worry your pretty heads off. DeShaun will be back in a few weeks.

Mr. Plant And His Sidekick, Squat. AndThe Creatures Who Inhabit The Rainforest. [See photos following this tale.] I have only two houseplants. Just like people, they are quite different. Mr. Plant is a Parlor Palm Tree, and Squat is a Prayer Plant. They seem to get along but

Is Jimmy Haslam calling the offensive plays from his stadium perch? He has called all the shots with this lamentable team the last 13 years, and they sport the worst performance in the NFL, 71-128 through this dismal game with a predictable 34-10 loss against the Lions. Nice. I

If you wanted to create the NFL's most boring and dreadful offense, you would be credited with creating the Brook Park Haslams. Ski is the mastermind of this project.