Tom Delonge will return to blink-182 on this next EP! (see no one cares)

I'm back on X cuz I hear it's a cursed hellscape now. I'm getting out the marshmallows.

People out here trying to hack this account for my name. I got it early. and I will keep it. go away.

Up the punxsutawney phil

Annie Dillard has zero chill and I remain in awe

Rest in Peace

When the Dude Ranch money dries up

I think the perfect version of Twitter would be just an application where I can write stuff and I never know how many people see it or how many people DM me or how many people respond. It’s verbal exhibitionism through a police mirror.

It’s a shame that terrorist don’t get water boarded with liquid nacho cheese, because I feel like that would be a fast track to being American

It’s been 2.5 years and it happened…

Just to be clear, I’m so glad I’m not famous because my Twitter history is cancelable

Milk. Milk. Lemonade. Around the corner fudge is made.

I would really love to have an April when I *don't* think about this poem by @Deardarkness, but I live in Michigan, so here's my yearly admiration.

Revisiting this little poem by Eileen Myles:

So due to personal stuff, I crashed & burned with my #LentPoems, but here's a poem I'm thankful for by Gabrielle Carvocoressi (@rocketfantastic). I feel this poem in my left ventricle when I read it. #PoetryMonth

I don’t want to make a freaking chapbook

Sometimes I really wanna die. Not now. But sometimes. Existence is hard.

What Transplants and major media consider as “L.A.”

I've never heard anyone sing one of my songs before until @ThatKevinSmith did last night. Only like 1000 monthly listeners and one of them is my favorite filmmaker holy shit