Jacks 🇨🇦
@JacksAndPokemon
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Have to put he/him in my bio because if I didn't the conservatives would think I'm a little girl and send me to their island
fuckin your dad
Joined December 2022
How it feels knowing my ass is fat, my taste is good, my opinions are correct, my bank account is full and my haters are mad:
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Expedition 33 fans slowly realizing dodges and parries in a turn based game isn't anything new and even Mario did it lmao
Every time someone accuses us of ripping off Expedition 33, we die a little bit inside. Yes, it's a turn-based RPG. Yes, it has dodges and parries. Our game already had all that in the public demos we released in 2022 and 2024. No need to call us names🫠
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Metagross has 9 letters Die mad lol has 9 letters
Xerneas has 7 letters Healthy has 7 letters Balance has 7 letters Therefore, Xerneas is healthy for Z-A Ranked and provides balance to Z-A Ranked There are some games where I only see 3 players using Xerneas instead of all 4... step it up
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PC only players talking about game key cards as if they didn't abandon ownership two decades ago will never be the funniest thing ever.
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If you kill Follows Chalk at the beginning of Honest Hearts you are immediately locked out of the entire DLC and forced to return to New Vegas. Spew your narrative all you want but at least use a correct example lmao
This is what a true RPG should be like btw, exclude the player from entire questlines depending on how they behave and make decisions. That's what makes an RPG diverse and fun, being able to notice how your decisions affect the world instead of the curated "Bethesda-like" RPG.
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Me talking nonsense when I use fentanyl 😭
Valve just casually dropping a complete game changer for the console space with their own home console, the Steam Machine. This is going to be a gigantic shake-up for Nintendo, PlayStation, and Xbox. Hard to compete with the Steam platform. I expect they dreaded this.
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"Girl's clothes" and its a sweater and a jacket
Pokémon fans when boys don't want to wear girls clothes
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im sure the internet will be really normal about this
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They set up Bowser Jr. using his brush so well with Bowser being into painting and then they removed the Gadd logo and just made it a magic stick to give him his Wonder powers
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palworld fans so brainrotten they think palworld invented farming with ur little guys when animal crossing and stardew valley and MANY more came beforehand
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Colress' position on villain tier lists is a litmus test
i know L and lysandre are the same person but i cant bring myself to bring XY lysandre up a rank from abysmal dogshit even though i really like L. personal tier list this isnt objective at all i just like cyrus bc of my emotional attachment to him
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pokémon fans seeing two men with long hair (they must be related)
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Muting people is so much more fun than blocking. If you block someone, there's a chance you give them the satisfaction of feeling like they've won. It achieves little. By muting them, you get to watch as they just do this
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This is the game that saved turn based RPGs btw
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A whole lot of people who never once thought about Pokopia until this second are demanding you listen to them about it
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Y'all blasted Nintendo for doing this lmao
PlayStation announced a Japanese Language Only PS5 Digital console for the Japanese market! It will cost 55,000 yen ($356 USD) and come with a 825GB SSD! Releases on Nov 21!
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