Justin Waltrous, MD
@JWaltrousMD
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Dad, husband, PM&R-sports doc, proud Marylander, Terp alum, grillmaster in training, lots of politics with a little medicine sometimes. Views are my employers.
Joined June 2020
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
People with no children CAN in fact offer you parenting advice…
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Can confirm I loved chemistry this much
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My G, this is pure excellence
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Undergraduate education is best spent learning how to think independently and solve problems. How to ask appropriate questions. How to navigate complex issues. And no, most people can’t just get those skills on their own - expertise and apprenticeship from experts is needed
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This is where so many people get it wrong. Too many people misunderstand college: College - *how* to think Masters - learning a specific subject matter to its depths Professional degree - learning to the edge of a subject and how to obtain info beyond the border of knowledge
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Man, my wife told me she did not want cake on her face at our reception because she didn’t want her makeup messed up. Guess what didn’t happen. Besides, a lot of y’all fools would respect that more if you also had to pay for said makeup
I read this article how a woman divorced her husband a day after their wedding because she told him her one rule was to not smash cake in her face since she’s claustrophobic from a car accident & guess what he did…he smashed her face into their wedding cake 🤦🏾♀️
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“I’d like to report a crime in progress…”
911? hi, yes. we have an emergency 🚨
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Been looking at this for 5 minutes and still can’t identify the problem
This photo has some men upset, but women have been forced to look at the inverse of this photo their entire lives. Maybe just be proud of the women who matched into a stellar residency, okay my guy?
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He complains about that COL being insane, but wait until that divorce payout comes up 😬
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Some of the best briskets I’ve ever made have been these. Could easily feed a whole family for days from one of these if needed.
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Maybe I’m weird, but if you’re married, is there any reason to compliment a random woman without being prompted?
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Um, if my wife was worth 1.7 billion I’m gonna be submissive as hell
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Social media? You’re still young if that’s the benchmark, I remember a day when cell phones (calls only) were only for the super wealthy
Does anyone (who grew up before social media) still remember their parents landline numbers?
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My father and aunt, both Dr. Waltrous before me, would like to play their tiny violins for him. The stories they told me…y’all don’t know what discrimination in medicine looks like compared to what they went through in the 70’s.
A medical school applicant who was denied admission to medical schools in Texas has sued, alleging discrimination based on his status as a white male. https://t.co/ArSBlfhKtH (🧵)
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If you’ve ever done chest compressions, you’ll never forget the feeling of ribs breaking under your hands 🥴
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Leave this one alone, she a savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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Say it with me: Hating Jews is weird. Hating Black people is weird. Hating White people is weird. Hating Asian people is weird. Hating Latino people is weird. Hating Immigrants is weird. Hating Muslims is weird. Hating LGBTQIA+ is weird. Hating bc they aren’t like you is weird.
Brooklyn Nets guard Kyrie Irving doubled down on his support of an antisemitic documentary and a "New World Order" conspiracy theory about secret societies during a testy news conference, a day after his team’s owner chastised him for supporting the film.
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“I’m leaving the house at 8am tomorrow, honey. If you’re not ready, I’ll save you a seat at the gate.”
Hello my wife and I are fighting about this and I need your help. You have a flight at 11am. It takes you one hour to get to the airport. What time do you leave the house?
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Respect
Hearing @lizzo play some of the Library's priceless antique instruments on Monday was such a gift, and we were honored and happy to help her share that gift with her concert audience Tuesday night. Here is some more behind-the-scenes footage of her Library tour. #LizzoAtLOC
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Uncle Phil and Carl Winslow gotta stay without question. Abstain on Sanford as he is slightly before my time, honorable mention to Tim the Toolman and Mr. Tanner.
You can only save two of these TV Dads from being replaced, which 2 would you choose?
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