#tuneoftheday #ninasimone.

Apparently a first class stamp is now £1.70, I am genuinely shocked. .

Shame that @thesun couldn't find any pictures of UK plugs and sockets to illustrate this story.

Did you know that removing potatoes from your diet can help you lose over 80% of . your will to live. .

Things I found out today which may or may not be true, if you own a dog in the UK and it bites someone, you are legally responsible, but if you own a cat in the UK and it bites someone, you are not legally responsible. I'll be stocking up on large vicious cats then. #catsanddogs.

Tonight's listening

I have had a cough/cold/flu since Christmas Day, haven't had a drink since the Saturday before Christmas, the cough is so bad now that if I stand up or move or speak I get a coughing fit that lasts at least an hour, nonetheless happy new year everyone. .

Timmy, now 18, thin as a rake, kidney problems, losing mobility in his back legs, spent most of his life eating nothing but mice which he can't catch any more, still the handsomest cat I've ever had. #cats

Does anyone @Independent ever check the whole of their homepage? The Voices section still believes Rishi Sunak is Prime Minister and Taylor Swift might prove crucial in the US election.

RT @acnewsitics: Woman dressed as Handmaid votes in Asheville, North Carolina. How to bring your political message while wearing no politic….

No, it isn't.

55 years since we last won at anfield. #NFFC.

Is our new goalkeeper a giant? I've never seen anyone make the goal look so small. #NFFC.

We're stuffed, literally full of plastic

Interesting that @Independent hasn't updated some of it's website since the 2nd June. Good to know that 'Rishi is finally cracking down on fly-tippers' though.

Nothing you read on Social Media is true, (mostly). #news #truth.

Brilliant Lego story, scroll through the pictures to see a Lego policeman handcuffing a Lego thief #Lego.

If we had proportional representation we would have got: . Lab 221. Con 156. Reform 91. Lib Dem 78. Green 46. SNP 22. Almost thankful that we don't. .