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<GailEn> Cool. finally found a donut i lost 2 months ago. fell behind my tower <HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule.
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jenmigrant: I've figured it out. There are two distinct species of male in the world: All the men I want, and all the men I can have.
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<FM> SMASHING TEH COCK <andy> That sounds like you've got a hammer, and erection, a temper, and a lot of pent up frustration.
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<Furvert> Washington's the only state where you can see signs like: Tractor Rentals, Engines Rebuilt, Espresso.
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RaspberryClock: The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy, don't you think?.
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<pooshda> ICQ is nicer than AIM because it doesnt pop up like BLAM I JUST FUCKED UP YOUR BRUSH STROKE NIGGA!.
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<Fanboy> c00l, 1 l1k3 wr17ing like th1s <Fanboy> cool. <PrincessLeia2> heh. fanboy is so 1337 <Fanboy> 1337, what does that mean?.
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<Grant> Hey, you know what the biggest problem with all current MMOGs is? <Mako> insufficient boobage <Grant> That too.
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<Speck> being able to type doesn't mean you're a computer nerd. It just means you have a higher intelligence than a turnip.
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(arrogant) you wont see a pussy until your 35 and your wife is ready for her cherry to be busted.
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