(𝕏/) Indefinite Lieutenant
@IndefiniteLT
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Recovering submariner engaged in “other operations”
the land of hypocrisy
Joined June 2019
I will not be taking questions at this time.
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RT @Lottie_Poppie: Ohana means family and family means nothing in Mario Kart. You’re going down.
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Moon Mammoths vs. Oyster Catchers 👀. The two most viral alternate identities of the year square off! There will be no commercial breaks, as fans can see all the fun in between innings 🎉. Watch LIVE:
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I once saw the COD show up on time
Veterans, did you ever see anything you’d consider “supernatural” while serving?.
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Mahalo.
‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’. ‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’. ‘Hello’ is not related to either. Goodbye.
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*BREAKING NEWS* USS Midway suffers hit from pleasure boat - details still emerging but it looks like a glancing blow - tune to San Diego Webcam for more details - July 18, 2025. SRC: YT- SanDiegoWebCam
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Well if the antibiotics, epsom salt baths, and PRID salve can’t get this cactus spine out of my toe, it’s time for some alternative medicine. #BajaBlast
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RT @SenMarkKelly: Just met with the Director of the Jet Propulsion Laboratory yesterday. The proposed budget cuts could gut half their work….
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RT @ThexyBeatht_2: Coldplay tickets $1000.Dinner $300.Divorce $1,300,000.Having your face all over the internet cheating on your spouse: pr….
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“Ok, so if we wear banana costumes to the concert and get on the Jumbotron, it’ll be like … the most epic, memorable experience”.
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I'm just a runner, standing in front of the Urgent Care nurse, asking her to please remove this broken cactus spine from inside my toe.
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Time for the second half!
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TEAM UP WITH CAL RALEIGH!.Honey Bucket, a leader in portable sanitation services, is proud to announce a new partnership with Seattle’s powerhouse catcher and fan favorite, All-Star Cal Raleigh—affectionately known as Big Dumper.
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RT @FarvaPrice: Sailor looking through binoculars: “There are people wearing dinosaur costumes on the pier for homecoming.”.Me: “Probably m….
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Two degrees and a “trade school”.Close enough. Putting this in my LinkedIn profile
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