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Writer/artist. @heARTbyIje Angry Feminist. Disabled. Fibromyalgia warrior.
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Ever heard of the Aba Women's War? In 1929, women in Southern Nigeria brought chaos to the British. For 4 weeks, They halted the British government's corporate life and set several native courts and government buildings on fire.
It all started with one man slapping a woman.
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I don’t care what you people say, but Nigerian designers always push the envelope. It might not always land, but they never play it safe. Go big or go home.
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Thread of Pregnancy/Childbirth/post-partum symptoms and conditions related to pregnancy and childbirth for reference.
I'll start with a few. Please add as many as you can.
My last child is 3. My hair only recently started growing properly. I lost so much hair I had to cut it.
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We all probably know plenty women who are breadwinners in their home. Women who hand over their income to husbands who aren't working so they can feel like 'head of house'. Yet everyday one side of Twitter attempts to push the 'women only care about men with money' gist. Na wa.
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I raise you Sam from Love is Blind UK seeing his fiance walking out towards him for the first time and greets her with, "we'll get through this. Trust me".
Woke up in a cold sweat this morning because I remembered Clay from Love Is Blind saw his fiancé walking down the aisle and greeted her with "OKAY, body!"
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You want to know where it starts? This is what they are teaching our children in high school.
I was horrified when I saw this.
This is school text.
Called the principal, and she told me," it depends ma".
Nowhere is the rapist blamed.
Definitely not the place for my child
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Between these two, I don’t know who is leading who astray.😄
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@ShantiPixie
@lauralake3
@Tish_Bee
@Sameypants
@KateHarding
The worst is when a woman invites them home and then they get stabbed and complain. You were alone in her home. What did you expect?
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Personally, TO ME, 'marry a kind partner' sounds like victim-blaming.
I don't know a single person who goes out of their way and says, "I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure I marry an unkind partner."
And before you say,'the signs are always there!' Are they?
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You see how Lagos babes made him cry?
Very mindful, very demure, very considerate. 🤭
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As an Igbo woman who grew up with 5 sisters, this IS grooming. Men in their 30s-40s trooped our house trying to get my parents to let them 'train us' in school in exchange for marriage. Luckily my parents said no. Some girls didn't have the privilege to say no. The men stopped
Why are men avoiding talking about the fact that training someone in school, thus making them feel indebted to you, for the purpose of marrying them is GROOMING.
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Almost every woman who saw that clip of Arianna being groped by the pastor knows exactly what she was going through.
Trying to be polite and not make a scene while some man makes you uncomfortable either physically or verbally.
We've all been there. We know it.
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"You can't Bury your father in a foreign land".
Lmao oya let him get up from there and walk to his village now. Or he can put in a complaint to customer service.
Human beings make culture what it is. A culture that brings nothing but pain to the people MUST be discarded.
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@PenTitan
Why are you people so ridiculous? Bras are very difficult to wear, with research showing they actually have few benefits to the wearer. But you want women to always wear uncomfortable clothing because the mere idea that a woman isn't wearing UNDERWEAR distresses YOU so much.
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Wunmi asked Mohbad's father to get a court order for the DNA test, and she would accept the process legally.
The man said no, that she must hand over the child for him to go and conduct his own test.
What mother would agree to that?
Nothing about that man feels right.
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You're a big fat liar. All her videos are clean. I went thru her videos. She literally tagged almost all of them with
#christiantictok
. Several of her tictoks are even preaching about God and churchN and Jesus. Why must you lie just to push some stupid agenda?
You're wicked.
I don't like contributing to trending issues but you see this girl, she's not as innocent as she looks.
I saw this video on TikTok this morning. I went to check her profile. She has some videos where she danced like vixen, brought out tongue and what have you.
She has some
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Jarus assaulting his wife of 14 years and leaving her for a 21 y/o
Kelvin Odanz grooming a 13/14 y/o for 4 years while being married.
This is why they push back when feminists talk.
They want to be able to live out their basest desires at the expense of women and children.
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@SonOfOlokun
Wow...
I hear my country in your voice
The place where my birth rang and flowered a sound
Where my ancestors' dreams grew wings
And built nests for memories
Passed like fragile jewels back and forth across the lines where our stories live.
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Not everyone will marry and that's okay. We need to start building a society that makes it okay for people not to marry.
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@PenTitan
A woman's body doesn't automatically become sexual by merely existing. No woman needs to wear a bra to fit into your contrived ideas of what decency means. That you demonize a woman because a certain part of her body MOVES cos gravity exists, is something YOU need to work on.
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There's a phrase we use flippantly that I used to say to my son when I send him on errands, and he returns without whatever I ask him to bring.
I would say, "Did you leave your eyes when you were going there?" Or "Use your eyes to look for it now. "
Bear in mind that this...
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Hilda really gave Guinness World Record their life back and they are never letting her go.
Hilda Baci began her cooking marathon one year ago today in a news story that took over the world! ✨
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An evil witch who has the blood of children on her hands.
Congratulations 🎉🎊🎈 As the General Overseer of Liberty Gospel Church, Apostle Helen Ukpabio officially unveiled her mansion as seen below.
The Apostle Helen who called the Governor of Akwa Ibom, Pastor Umo to unveil the mansion.
Congratulations Apostle Helen Ukpabio
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I know Christians clutch their pearls when you mention this, but this religion you're worshipping is no different from any other one. The only reason you were 'born' into is that ur ancestors didn't have the military might and money to push theirs, like your colonisers did.
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A pot-bellied Queen. Because I don't owe anybody flat tummy.
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Men who make rape jokes:
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I have fibromyalgia and I'm having a flare up. I can't go to my regular doctor because his hospitalis far from me. Is there any doctor in Ajao Estate who can help me? I need penta/promate injections. Please help.
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Justin Dean is the kind of man you should wake up at midnight and pray against meeting.
His divorce from Korra has been final for 2 WHOLE years. Yet, every week, he finds something to say about her.
Last week, he said she lied about a stolen camera. Today, she cheated.
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Here's one thing I told myself immediately I knew for sure I was getting separated - I'm absolutely not raising these kids alone.
I know one would think that was a given, but we are talking about Nigeria here, where even the systems set up to protect families...
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I share custody of my kids with their dad. Equally. In Lagos. I can't brainwash them if I wanted to, cos he makes himself present in their lives. A man who has to wait for his kids instead of fighting to be their dad, makes me wonder whether if 'brainwashing' na excuse.
If you grow up without your father in your life please don't agree he is everything your mother told you about him, if he is still alive please reach out to him and hear his own side of the story before taking side
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Sis, I'm more worried that you're counselling other women to accept unkindness from their husbands.
Your 'head of house' refused to read his bible and didn't eat the food you worked hard to make cos he didn't like what you cooked, and you *checks note* blamed yourself?!
Two days ago, I couldn't meet up to make food for hubby. Infact, I didn't calculate well, so he went to work upset. I couldn't ask him to study his Bible or listen to the message for the day, he got back the next morning, I opened the door and quickly gave him food before he went
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Sadly, sexual assault is ingrained in our universities.
In the mid 2000s, females students came out protesting about sexual harassment by lecturers. Lecturers claimed they were the ones being harassed.
The result? universities instituted strict dress codes for female students.
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Who exactly hates Nigerian parents? Can we be for real? How does asking parents to do better equate to hating them?
This is the same thing our politicians do. Once you ask for accountability, next thing, "Why do you hate the president?"
Nobody hates you. Just do better.
Hate Nigerian parents all you like but forget Hollywood movie PR, Nigeria parents are solid.
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Nigerians complain everyday about how the govt is oppressing us, but we oppress those we feel are beneath us.
Mama Blessed, a woman who lives in my area, asks Gloria, my house keeper, to help her get someone to work for her. Gloria brings Florence, All The way from Plateau.
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You know what's hysterical?
Lower income men who can't handle higher income women, yet insist that those women should marry lower income men to prove they are... 'humble' and not 'gold diggers' and therefore worthy of marriage.
Partraichy is mad.
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There is that horrible period between your delivery day and the day you have sex again for the first time.
The terror... you're still healing, still learning how to poop normally without tearing yourself open again...
Then one man wants to bring prick...
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Labour itself is a major design flaw for any specie. One part of the human race has to literally endure torture to continue the race.
Also bearing in mind that poorer women are more likely to die than a woman with more money/privilege.
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So she went to Saudi, danced there in front of the Saudis and they didn't arrest her, but she must come and apologise to YOU, Bello in Abuja.
Even Allah can smell your entitlement.
Despite all attempts to draw the attention of
@tinukevibes_
on her viral dancing video before the Holy Haram Mosque surrounding. She seems to have reacted rudely and outrightly adamant for her actions, without an iota of remorsefulness.
It is very provoking to have seen again
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Jesus. I almost fainted before I finished reading this headline.
After nearly 18 years of marriage, David and Victoria Beckham have renewed their wedding vows.
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And don't forget that nonsense they tell you about
"If you're breastfeeding right, it shouldn't hurt."
👆Was probably first written by a man.
You do it right... and still get bleeding, cracked nipples.
Your baby is feeding, your womb is contracting enough to make you cry.
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When they tell you you're too feminist, remind them who your mothers were.
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Nigeria has an empathy for women problem*.
Men get empathy just fine.
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Those young women are still suffering the consequences of all the amazing work they did for
#EndSARS
.
We all saw it. We were here when it happened.
We saw the people who stood up for us.
FemCo's is crystal clear.
Joey Akan, what did you do on 20/10/20?
The people wey bin ginger you before, how many of them got shot? How many of “our president” were in the line of fire? People don use una activism get status. Una go follow like sheep, go die.
People go still use una death do PR. Advance their private causes.
Use your head.
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During my 2nd daughter's pregnancy, I lost hearing in one ear. It only came back months after I had her.
For some women it never comes back.
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😂if women are the ones who need companionship the most, why is it always MEN crying about how lonely women will be?
@IjeomaOgood
Imagine demonizing polygamy just to end up unmarried, or end up as a single mum. How is normalizing singleness a good thing? Especially for women that needs companionship more as a gender.
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It's not easy, but I find that it creates a more peaceful environment when I interact with my kids like that.
I have 3 kids, and they can be annoying as hell, but there are parts of my childhood I remember clearly, things I don't want them to experience. That keeps me trying.
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Men: show your intelligence.
Women: shut up and wash the dishes.
Just shows how the speaker views herself.
Tips for men visiting their in-laws for the first time. Yes or No? 🤔
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Why are you looking for mothering in a random woman? Where is your real mother?
It’s not hate but yall wouldn’t be weirded out if your mommy was that age posting that shit?? New gen moms yall will stress your children bc that’s so strange to me… the time for her posting pics like that is over simple. She’s definitely still a fabulous woman.
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I'm going to RT this thread on Valentine's Day.🤣
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The next page has one of the consequences of rape as being " a dent on the victim's family name."
I'm going to continue working to find out where this text came from.
We have to start scrutinizing these books that the government approves for Nigerian schools.
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Ask foolish questions...🙄Mind the business that pays you.
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If your only experience with your breasts being touched is from sexual contact, can I introduce to the hell that is breastfeeding a new born?
Fresh, premium hell.
The 1st week of the baby suckling, you would be forgiven never wanting to see that baby again.
IT HURTS!!!!
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So this wasn't a nightmare? Soldiers really shot at unarmed protesters as the world watched? Wow.
#EnsSARS
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After delivery, you sometimes have this awful discharge that comes out of your vagina. Its sticky and stinks. I believe its your body expelling at the rest of the things that helped you carry and birth your child.
It can go on for weeks.
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When a Nigerian married woman with kids tells she no longer wants that man, just know she has seen shege.
Isn’t this the husband?
Actively looking for a rich single women over thirty? Of course, he’s the victim. Someone say she sees marriage and she no dey do, y’all began calling her all sort of names. Na father of four dey look rich woman so. Laslas na women be gold diggers.
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Having a child vaginally can essentially re-arranges everything from your pelvic floor on the inside, and the way your vagina looks and feels from the outside.
It's like you lose one body and gain one, and the new one was delivered without a manual and the key is broken inside.
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@d_ocheido
That child, who just lost his mother, is possessed by GRIEF, not any evil spirit. Did you think of that? Have you tried helping him work through his grief? A child who just lost his mother, and you're thinking of devils and demons. What's worse than losing your mother?
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Arrrrgggghhh! Been on pins and needles all day waiting for this. So excited. We global now baby!
"I'm a disabled writer and artist from Lagos, Nigeria. I have fibromyalgia. I'm also a single mother of 3. I just finished this piece of art."
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Yaba Left is always left because the road is a one way street. If you're driving and it's on your right, just branch because you need it.
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"Mum, is it a good time to talk?"
From my 6 year old as he closes the door. That's our cue for when he has something on his mind and wants to unburden.
My answer is always the same.
"Of course baby. It's always a good time to talk".
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I started my art career at 43.
Give me more "I started doing things when I was 40" stories from women.
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My beautiful 60+ aunty got married (for the first time), and let me tell you, there was joy unlimited! We acted out!
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Millions of women working their tails off to provide for men without incomes, sometimes while enduring domestic violence. Willing to do anything to keep those men. Yet you people will still come and cry talmbout "nobody loves men unconditionally".
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You know the morning sickness thing? It could also become all day-everyday-throughout-pregnancy sickness.
With my second, I had to endure nausea for another 2 DAYS AFTER I GAVE BIRTH.
Like, why? Why does a body need to go through this?
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The survival of the human race currently depends on women buying wholesale into the marriage/child-bearing industry.
If you were fully and completely aware of the possible risks and side effects, you might not be too keen.
Yet they have you out here BEGGING to get tortured.
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Some poor people work harder than rich people. Some circumstances/systems keep them down. Recognize your privilege and shut up sometimes.
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This is Daniel. He's a gardener. I was told not to hire him because he had a drinking problem. For the last week he's been working for me and I've never met a harder working gardener.
But Daniel hurts. He hasn't seen his mother in over 20 years and she lives in Nigeria.
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You could completely destroy the alignment of your back. You could develop chronic and life-long back pain.
Some women can't remember what their bodies felt like before back-pain.
But babies are cute... I guess.
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Your hormones, haywire right after birth. You're going from hating your child to feeling guilty to starting to resent them to feeling love and then feeling grateful that you CAN love your child and you're not a terrible woman. Only an evil woman would dare not love her child.
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Did you know your A-hole could fall out? As in, when you do no 2, and excess skin bulges out and CAN hang outside your body, and you have to use your fingers to push back inside?
Or get someone else to do it for you.😁(hi partner!!)
It's called rectal prolapse. You're welcome.
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I bet you didn't know you could grow a tail from having a baby...
Look at you multi-tasking.
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The same people who cry that Nigerian women ‘monetize love’ are the one who want women to be ‘traditional’.
Hello?????
Is the traditional woman supposed to pay her own way?
What kind of patriarch won’t even patriarch properly?
Why do traditional if you won’t do your part?
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Spasms in your legs. Oh my gosh. And that thing can hit you at any time. You could be enjoying your sleep at 3 am, next thing you're holding your leg.
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How about how your joints loosen when you're pregnant? Its supposedly to allow your body adjust to the new human growing inside you, but do you know how much wahala that causes? Clumsiness on another level.
All of a sudden, your body can't figure out its own centre of gravity.
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My mum told me the most harrowing story yesterday, about how a favourite customer of hers came to visit her here in Lagos, 3 weeks after he died in the east.
He visited not just her, but a neighbour he's friend with, down the road. Same day.
I'm still shook men.
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@NennyNina
reminded of the heat. When you're pregnant, your body literally FEELS like a bread oven that has been left on and connected to an endless supply of gas.
You shower and before you're out of the bath, you're already sweating.
You're permanently hot. Boiling hot.
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When we hit our 20s. Most times its not a convo the girl is involved in. Even where she is, she is way too young/immature to be having such a conversation or agreeing to such an arrangement. There is a reason these men seek out young girls from financially disadvantaged homes.
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You have your baby, and you start breastfeeding. Your body needs to adjust itself to produce enough for your baby to feed well.
Your body needs a few days to figure it out. In those few days, you'll have breasts FILLED WITH BREAST MILK. As hard as rocks.
And so painful.
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Even in their heaven, women are still only there as objects for men's sexual depravities.
Are we supposed to strive to also go to this same heaven? Just to continue being a man's plaything?
Ala forbid it.
Gaza Islamic Scholar Ahmad Khadoura: Virgins of Paradise Will Have No Menstruation, Saliva, Mucus, or Excrement; Each Man Will Be Given the Sexual Strength of 100 Men
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Probably one of the hardest things about raising a boy in the Nigerian society, is how much I'm forced to be hyper vigilant about safeguarding his emotional wellbeing from other people's influences, based on what THEY think a boy should be.
A thread.
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You physically assaulted her because she refused to joyfully accept you marrying another wife.
You hacked her phone.
You kicked her out of her own home.
You: Allah knows I have tried my best to drive her to despair, yet somehow she survives.
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Whenever I see a group of young people dressed like this, male or female, I always make sure to call out to them and say they look amazing.
It takes a lot of courage for young people in Nigeria to attempt to stand out, in a society that punishes you severely for being different
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Holding your pee can become an race between your feet and your bladder. You're lucky if the muscles there return to normal afterwards. Sometimes you end up needing surgery. Sometimes even the surgeries to repair fail.
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Not a single part of this thread is an exaggeration. In fact, there are hundreds more I've not mentioned. Will keep adding when I remember more.
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"How did a mansplainer die?"
"He fell down a well, actually".
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We really are in dire need of entertainment for regular folks in this Lagos. See the crowd at Zenith Christmas Lights, a full 2 weeks after Christmas. Tons of people with kids.
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The police laid siege on a pregnant woman and her children, using guerilla techniques (they cut off electricity to her house), keeping them under house arrest, ignoring court orders. What did she do? Because she posted a negative review. Nothing else.
#boycotteriscofoods
BREAKING:
HOLD POLICE IG, ERISCO FOODS CEO RESPONSIBLE IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO MY PREGNANT WIFE AND CHILDREN
Husband to Chioma Edoka Okoli, Mr. Chizoba Okoli, has released a video to the public narrating the trauma that his wife and children are going through due to the ongoing
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So Kevin Odanz started grooming a 13 year old child in 2019, continued to do so till now, and his ex-wife has now posted the minor’s pictures on social media in revenge. I hope you know this is several level deep in depravity.
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They can tell me anything that bothers them about our interactions.
So, I apologized for how my words made him feel. More importantly, I worked on teaching him how to find things better.
Split the room in 4, search each space thoroughly before moving.(My mother taught me this)
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I'm 44. Developed Fibromyalgia 3 years ago. I thought I was done. Yet I started a whole new career as an artist, with my paintings now shipped all over the world. As long as there's life, its never too late. I wish you fulfilment and joy in any path you choose.❤
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Some conversations I know may be hard to have. But not everyone who ends their lives may have been in torment. Sometimes you're tired. Not sad, not angry, not hurt. Not anything. Just tired. Like sure life is fun and whatever, but can I rest?
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Just because you know people can't see cos she's gone private, you're now lying. For what?
Just wickedness to a literal teenager.
Agbaya oshi.
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With me. I do use my eyes, but sometimes I can't see it. And then you come and search and YOU find it. So that makes me feel there must be something wrong with me that made me not see it before."
My first instinct was to be defensive. Then I reminded myself that I tell them that
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