I write fanfiction. You can find my work at the links below. Ponepaste (Pastebin clone) for MLP stuff, A03 for non-pony stuff.

You bitch. You stupid, fucking bitch.

It should be illegal to ruin a man's night like that.

Sorry, Honey, I'm dissociating after an abysmal social interaction that revealed someone's true nature for but a moment.

Zoomer DJ at the bar has blue light blocking gamer glasses.

My mum gives the worst advice. She told me that I need to bite my lover's head off and eat it, and I'm just sitting there like "Is this why I don't have a dad?".

I like to think that after the events of Undertale and divorcing Toriel, Asgore started smashing mad fish poon on the reg. Alphy's can join too I guess.

I'm going to fuck milfs and cougars and hope they have a niece or daughter my age that I can transition into a relationship with. I'm calling it insider mating.

I try to not go into mania but I need to hold onto that freedom and energy. It's the stuff of life and creativity. Never be afraid to post something that's going to scare the hoes or the bros. If they unfollow, c'est la vie.

For me, going into a new internet community is freeing. You're practically anonymous. No stakes, I go crazy, post outlandish things, share my favorite stuff. Then I calcify, I get a reputation or followers or friends with expectations that make me think twice about my expression.

RT @RambleMan51: There is a secret society of people having fun without me. They conspire day and night to not let me join in on anything f….

Periodically, you must supplement your speech with a "5$ word" in order to precipitate an elevated level of discourse among your brethren.

Boys with that one compliment about their smile they got at 14.

RT @brainrotpostig:

I've gotten comments that a Zippo is inferior (in terms of staining the taste of tobacco) to a butane, and a butane is inferior to matches, for lighting cigarettes and pipes. Smokers of the world, is this true or are they just jealous of my zippo?.

RT @MaudPies:

I used to fantasize cute romantic situations like you and your GF washing your cars together and applying a protective coat of wax on a hot summer afternoon with a couple of cold beers,.But it seems like women don't even like romance.

Imagine sneaking through Canterlot castle at night and you hear hoofsteps so you have to disguise as the throne, then Luna comes in and sits on you so you're forced to be there for the entire night under her supple yet firm behind hahahaha yeah wouldn't want that hahahaha

RT @TheTamers12345: [Current Objective: Survive]

RT @HowlingBugQueen: @uncle_deluge I thought "Groyper" was just another name for a pepe variant and I'm sticking with that. Have a rare PDr….