HowlingChrysalis
@HowlingBugQueen
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Selfmade FinalBoss Girlboss MultiBillionaire Villiainaire Grindset
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Joined October 2024
I write fanfiction. You can find my work at the links below. Ponepaste (Pastebin clone) for MLP stuff, A03 for non-pony stuff.
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"And here, we have the majestic PS5 controller operated Kill-drone, for defending my tobacco patch from the comfort of my home.". ". I'll take your entire stock,"
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People will say a pathetic person is like a bug, but they'll freak if a thumb sized wasp is in the room with them. Curious.
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Google/the internet is such a commoditized hellscape now that you can't even search for a meme template without being served ad mongers and sketchy websites.
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You know that thing that two humans do that has resulted in the birth of every human since before time immemorial, even before the dawn of humans?.Yeah you specifically are disgusting for wanting it and disgusting for wanting the associated actions that lead up to it.
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And then add in the male machismo retards saying you need to eat that crap and that's just how it is, or doing something that feels like virtue signaling for Andrew Tate wannabes. We're fucked.
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A pretty lukewarm criticism and there's an absolute shit storm meltdown in the replies lol. They can't even acknowledge this shit without being cunts, this gender war crap is never going to end.
because a lot of you guys are very mean. that’s the actual serious answer.
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Older woman at the bar has a bearded dragon shoved in her purse. It is not a spacious fit. .
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As a man, probably the most hurtful thing you can say to your father is "I don't want to hear your advice, it's useless".
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We love our furry twink knight lancers, don't we folks.
Character ref for Jamil, the Blaziken Inquisitor from the wonderful country of Kogane. One of the earliest characters I came up with. He is supposed to be one of the early antagonists to the other OC's I made. Finally, I managed to settle on a design that I like.
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Unconfirmed but I might have inspired two other guys in my neighborhood to go outside without a shirt on sunny days.
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Why you gotta call me out like this?.
That one nigga in the gc who’s lowkey a sexual predator.
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It's not just the talking. They have a character overly patient with rubes, only to beat and humiliate when they step too far, later they permanently injure some schmuck over a small slight. It's like watching someone who doesn't understand morality larp as an upstanding person.
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Whoever writes shows like Peaky Blinders or boardwalk empire seem like borderline psychopaths. From clips it seems like the characters yap endlessly about honor or structure or respect, but then act like or work with violent unstable thugs. The disconnect is psychotic to me.
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Sorry kitten, I can't kiss you right now. Mommy's in the middle of a mewing sesh.
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Where my wiggas at?.
The weirdest rule in Old English phonology is that two G’s were allowed in the middle of a word, but only in animal names. A “dogga” was a dog, a “frogga” was a frog, a “pigga” was a piglet, and a “wigga” was a bug.
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RT @HowlingBugQueen: @zapivist @RealMcGeez Rule number 1 of changeling warfare, appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are we….
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At least once a day I will write, with the blackest heart, the most insulting and mean spirited post. Then I delete it because I realize I don't need to do that or engage with that person. Even some of my moots, You may have been in the crosshairs!
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Basking in the sun like a lizard, smoking, and drinking. Euromaxxing is the best.
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