Hope Still F(lies)
@hopestillflies
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Hi, I'm "Hope McKenna." To my friends at The Ralph Retort, I am a teenage girl they want to bang, but to the outside world, I am Jonathan Warden, pedophile.
Joined March 2018
I knew that I would be in good company with The Ralph Retort, considering they employ murderers and pedophiles as writers, and their "Editor in Chief" is a convicted felon.
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Some people are still in denial that I used their pedophile tendencies to fool them into doing what I wanted them to do, since they only befriended me and supported my actions because they wanted to get with a teenage girl, not knowing I was actually a man in my 30s:
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I shut my Twitter profile down and unfriended all my friends on Steam, but now I have a new identity on Steam! I am now Wendy Corduroy!
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Among my friends were Ethan Ralph, Nora Ralph, the writers of Ralph Retort such as Gator Gamer and Wild Goose, and Ralph Retort supports like vosnikev (now SallySueBaloo).
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I mainly did this to gain support and recognition with my good friends over at The Ralph Retort, most of whom went along with my actions because they actually thought I was an underage girl they could possibly get with. They are still friendly, offering me a chance to explain:
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Hello, my name is Jonathan Warden. I am actually a convicted pedophile in my 30s who had molested a teenage girl, but I pretended to be said teenage girl on Twitter:
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