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Why ppl dreaming up these elaborate theory shitshows when we really don’t know shit about the #GabbyPetito #BrianLaundrie case. You’re just not going to find meaning and relevance in meaningless and irrelevant shit.Trying to solve a real investigation with your imagination 🙄

to save someone else’s. We still have a loooooong way to go as a civilized people smh

faith in politicians whose oaths are contingent upon whether you have money to spend or who you’ll vote for and then in the very same year turn around and downplay warnings about your ACTUAL wellbeing from the only people in society selfless enough to vow risking their own lives

We have the whole of the medical community letting us know how serious this pandemic is and that we’ve only just begun.. yet humans STILL need things to hit so close to home that they or someone they know are physically or emotionally hurting to know it’s real. You’ll place your

Today's definitely not my birthday and it's definitely not my 40th.

BREAKING: Flynn secretly messaged @mattgaetz in 2018: "You stay on top of what you're doing. Your leadership is so vital for our country now. Keep the pressure on," https://t.co/I2sVVlblix

I wonder if @rickspringfield ever apologized to his good buddy, Jesse, for wishing he'd just disappear already so he could steal his girl 🤔 #FridayThoughts

Wondering what kind of buttfuckery we will bear witness to today without even having a cup of coffee first can only mean that I'm actually just waking up pissy and will probably live there all day now. So that's cool

I have a diet thats been parked at procrastination station for about 5 months.

I may not view life through the same lense of old, white, male politicians but I'm willing to bet that fetuses look a lot like votes.

forced into a role she clearly knew she wasn't ready for, would you not be just as blissfully unaware of her having given birth as you would've been had she not given birth at all?

You can't claim victory if your solution to percieved victimization is more victimization. When a woman makes a choice either way, is it not life per usual for you? When a woman is

For the first time ever, I'm ashamed to live in Ohio.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.