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Join millions who have switched to Grok.

http://t.co/Kccy86X0 I was promised today would be a new day. This feels suspiciously like a used Wednesday.

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http://t.co/Kccy86X0 How awesome were the 50s? None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.

WORKING ON TRUCK.