Internet friendships are so special ‘cause you can grow so attached to someone whose real name you don’t even know. You’re just like, “I trust you with my life, MILFhunter1993”

Just because the conversation is uncomfortable, doesn’t mean we are having an argument

what if the male loneliness epidemic has something to do with the way straight men act

you met me at a very online time in my life

Your destiny really depends on you being annoying about the thing that interests you. Stop being cool about it, become insane.

thinking about the time when I was getting scolded as a kid and my mom said she'd leave me in the woods if I lied. My city girl ass stopped crying and turned to look at her like, "We live in a metropolis. You don't know any woods."

"google is free" i'm asking you because i Love you

Seeing somebody u know calling themselves a people pleaser and u have never been pleased with them like ever

My bsf left her husband of 2 years because when she went grocery shopping, she'd buy the cookies he likes and the cookies she likes but the one time he did the shopping, he only bought the cookies he likes. It be the smallest thing that opens your eyes to ppl not really liking U

Thinking about the time at Olive Garden when the cute waitress paused while grating the cheese on the salad and asked if I wanted more and I said, “Sure, I’m not driving,” and she didn’t laugh.

I have the spirit of someone who wants to sing all the lyrics to a song but the memory of someone who can barely remember the first name of a recurring character in my life who I haven’t talked to in two days

“Stay open, stay open. If your defenses come up, you’re fucked - but two vulnerable people will always find a way to connect.” #Shrinking ❤️

But also… maybe ask your friends/crush what they do for a living before telling them your biggest life threatening secret

Me anytime there’s a sex scene on Game of Thrones:

is the love of my life a tick

The healer also needs healing. The planner also needs surprises. The giver also needs to receive. The thoughtful also needs to be thought of. The considerate also needs to be considered.

Please Mr Bull, not right now, we have a lot going on

to be loved is to be considered.

Usually I will read my Co-Star and be like, “You know… that’s not NOT deep.” But sometimes I will read it and be like, “Wtf is going on with this app”

Every time I watch “The Godfather” I notice some new detail (they're Italian??).

Morning routine 5:34 AM: get inside the poop tub 5:36 AM: Hover in front of minion