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Huddersfield Altitude Aerosol & Reagent Propagation. Yorkshire’s best parody Chemtrail and geoengineering deployment service. Making it grim up north since 1992
Huddersfield, England
Joined March 2022
We thought we’d never have to explicitly state this, and I know this will come as a shock to some of you but… This is a parody account. To take the piss Out of people who believe in chemtrails. Most of our followers are sensible and seem to like a laugh but… A 🧵.
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Boats coming across the English Channel will now benefit from camouflage provided by our Dihydrogen Monoxide spray. Under government operation Mass Immigration Low Fog it is hoped to bring 7175 illegal asylum seekers into the UK per day, at a cost of £80085 per year each.
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Lovely sunset tonight. Here’s a photo we took of chemtrails over the ‘Saint Of All Our Souls’ church in Penistone.
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Holders of a UK Digital ID will be given freedom to have a say in chemtrail deployment in their immediate local area. By using Targeted Weather Alteration Technology, chemtrail deployment services can selectively spray only the people who do not opt out. #DigitalID
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As we always follow the latest fashions from the world of science, today’s chemtrail deployment is a new Tylenol Infused Troposphere Spray. Smuggled to us by our US Antifa colleagues at a cost of £800.85 per acre, Tylenol is the world’s leading cause of pointless internet rage.
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There is some bad science out there today around Autism. Let’s break it down, this is the only post you’ll ever need. ⬇️
BREAKING: Cause of the autism rate increase revealed. The addition of a slow release illudiumQ-36 chemtrail compound to the inner coating of air fryers causes autism. Our expertise along with research from Sheffield Higher Institute of Technology uncovered this shocking plot.
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Today is Battle Of Britain day so we are deploying chemicals using our reconditioned Hawker Hurricane Mk2-C (C=Chemtrails). Our special patriotic chemtrails smell of chicken tikka masala (nothing is more British than that) and will induce vexillophilia in the population.
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A busy morning in the skies over the UK as ‘Project Stratus’ is implemented to deploy the latest coronavirus strain to the population. The virus mRNA carried within an illudiumQ-36 catalyst ensures maximum penetration when inhaled. #COVID #Chemtrails
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Emergency Alert test today and now part of the moon is missing. Coincidence? We think not. The nano reflectors in the chemtrails is the only plausible explanation. Arrest Bill Gates. #EmergencyAlert
#chemtrails
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Think you’ve passed the emergency alert test in the UK unscathed? Mark our words, in 6 hours and 66 minutes time the sunlight will be gone due to the chemtrail nano reflectors blocking frequencies in the 400 to 800 terrahertz range. #chemtrails #Crimesagainsthumanity
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2 days until the emergency alert test. Are you prepared for what is coming?
Flight operations over the UK have been deploying nano-frequency reflectors into the upper atmosphere in readiness for the emergency alert system test on 7th September. The effects of the test could be disruptive to susceptible individuals. Take suitable precautions.
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Flight operations over the UK have been deploying nano-frequency reflectors into the upper atmosphere in readiness for the emergency alert system test on 7th September. The effects of the test could be disruptive to susceptible individuals. Take suitable precautions.
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They™ are no longer even trying to hide how dangerous Dihydrogen Monoxide is.
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Tonight’s chemtrails are sponsored by Granville’s Pies. Feeling under the weather? Have a Granville’s Pie. Vegetable, Beef, or Badger, all delicious with peas or gravy* Don’t worry about clouds, have a Granville’s. *Prepared in a factory which handles illudiumQ-36
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You won't believe you're spraying Florida. We're Consolidated Chemtrail: We've Got You Covered https://t.co/s77e5uZo5h
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We are seeing much fewer chemtrails posts on our social media feeds. But we’re seeing a large increase in UFO content. So we’re going to take a short break until the weather gets a bit worse and the cloud nutters come back. See you all soon. Unless that alien invasion happens…
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As climate change denial is on the increase, the UK government finishes building a re-education facility for social media users spreading chemtrail disinformation. The so called “Aluminium Alcatraz” on Saddleworth Moor can house 7,175 inmates at a cost of £8,008,135 per month.
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Captain Edna Clowde is shown here at sunrise today deploying chemtrails from our modified Canberra T.17S (Callsign PEN15) which is based at Penistone Airport (53.5239735, -1.6244521) The cloud cover you see above you now has been sprayed from a Canberra.
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From 1st August in the UK you will need to verify you are over 18 to view social media posts on chemtrails and geoengineering, and all such posts will be stored in the Meteorological Active Dissident database. This is to prevent the propagation of misinformation.
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Dihydrogen Ionised Monoxide (DIM) is a vital ingredient in our efforts to block solar radiation causing climate change. Learn more at https://t.co/gC255xSV7t
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The manufacture of a wind turbine emits a bazillion tons of CO2, 8,008,135 acres of rain forests will be felled to make 1 blade (which only lasts 2 weeks), it uses child labour, 7,175 kittens are sacrificed, and something something blah Starmer.* *Source: James Melville
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