Greg Townsend
@gregtownsend
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Did it again! Returned stolen iPhone to its rightful owner using cleverness and a trap.More Sherlock than Encyclopedia this time, but still.
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Turns out it's real difficult to look at your own eyeball.
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Just experienced a real-life Encyclopedia Brown moment by catching a stranger in her own lie. The sweater was returned to its rightful owner.
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If boss says "there's red in your hair": brush some red shit off your head, don't talk about your seasonal auburn highlights.#howtobemanly.
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RT @_scott_speer: Mike Minkler, my multi-Oscar winning mixer, has just confessed to being a HUGE Justin Bieber fan. Congrats Justin!.
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RT @gelatobaby: Best quote ever about LA: "Los Angeles is like your brain. You only ever use 20% of it. But imagine if we used it all." . .
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@luke_pebler I'm gonna disagree a little. Stylistically very good, yes. Story, eh. Would have great at half the length.
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@krisaloma Ah yes! Success! Now to think of something clever and pithy. Be back in another 8 months or so.
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::blows dust off the ol' twitter feed:: . This thing still work?.
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Finally. FINALLY had The Last Word last night at Edison. Don't rush out for your own. But do rush out to Edison - that place is great.
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What's the correct abbreviation for 2010? How do you pronounce '10? Oh-eight and and oh-nine just roll off the tongue.
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http://twitpic.com/a0c3d - Was upset to get a parking ticket this morning. Felt better knowing what the money would be used for.
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Heard on a Galpin Ford radio ad: The Ford Escape hybrid is so great, even the President of the United States drives one. and HE runs GM!.
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