Grace Campbell
@GraceCampbell
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Can’t stop thinking about the fact that if a WOMAN prime minister who had just divorced her ex husband announced she was expecting a baby with her fiancé the whole country would be CALLING HER A SLAG and denouncing her ability to lead a country
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It is quite astonishing that on the day a met police officer was found guilty for more than 71 sexual offences, one of the worst rapists in modern times, our prime minister has boasted of giving more power to the police to clamp down on protestors
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My hero 💗
“Boris Johnson breaks the rules on Ministerial Code relentlessly. There is a video by Peter Stefanovic which with virtually no media coverage has had 40 MILLION VIEWS & shows 7 lies Johnson has told at dispatch box”
Thank you
@campbellclaret
for being first to raise it on
#bbcqt
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Sorry my mum is so perfect wow
Fiona Millar and Alastair Campbell talk to
#BBCBreakfast
about living with depression and how you can help your partner. ⤵️
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Congrats to my BUFF parents who finally got civil partnered today after 42 years of being together. Thanks to
@schooltruth
@EqualCPs
who campaigned to make it happen. I’m so proud of how cute and fashionable they are ❤️
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My dads basically a pensioner and all weeks he’s been getting up at 330am for
@GMB
look at him he can’t handle it bless him
#oldman
@campbellclaret
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omg bless her i hope she is ok xx
On
@BBCWomansHour
Samantha Cameron is talking about how Brexit has negatively impacted her fashion business
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Clamp down on your law enforcers serial raping women instead.
Before Christmas I promised to better support law enforcement to stop disruptive protests.
Today, this government has delivered on that promise.
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Good luck hosting
@GMB
this week
@campbellclaret
. I really think, this could be your big break.
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Please STOP asking women why they didn’t go to the police when they were raped and instead ask the legal system why they find it so hard to charge rapists, not least a man who literally had video evidence of him sexually abusing a woman.
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Journalist: what’s it like having Alastair Campbell as your father?
Me:
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Boris is the most instinctive parent there is he doesn't even know how many kids he has but his father instincts are so strong he knows he's always at least 200 miles away from his kids at all time
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This is so wild but who fancies Andy Burnham or is it just me x
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Your fault for sending me to state school under new labour govt
Ffs Grace - if you are doing a podcast with me can you sort your grammar ?
@campbellclaret
and I not me and
@campbellclaret
- Jeez
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My dad just sent me this picture and reminded me that when I was 11 I told people Maradona was my god father in the hope that it would get me a boyfriend
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This tweet has aged really well
Josephine sets a great example to us all by postponing her birthday party until we have sent coronavirus packing.
Together we can beat this. In the meantime let's all wish her happy birthday (twice) whilst washing our hands.
#BeLikeJosephine
#StayHomeSaveLives
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Loads of people in my mentions are shaming me and my dad for seeming so mentally ill in our content. Yes we both have mental illness, but we’re also brilliant and hilarious. You can be both of those things. It’s fine if you don’t like us but shaming mental illness is pathetic
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Kim Kardashian’s marriage to Kris Humpries lasted longer
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Did u get the dates mixed up Jez? Today, as 1 million people marched, we, the young people, who once loved you so much we chanted your name at festivals, were instead chanting “where’s Jeremy Corbyn.” And you’re just gonna act like it didn’t happen?? Absolute loser
In Morecambe listening to people as Labour launches our local elections campaign.
Like Labour councils across the country, despite crippling Tory cuts, Lancaster City Council has stood up for this community and the services people rely on.
#LabourDoorstep
#RebuildingBritain
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I was lucky enough to write and direct this, starring the legend that is Richard Wilson and myself as waitress. I hope you like it. If you do please share it. We need more humour injected into the brexit debate & we need to be supporting a people’s vote
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supporting a
#PeoplesVote
campaign is the new anti-ageing product. These guys are actually 150 but how young do they look?!?
@GaryLineker
@campbellclaret
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why don't you come back to us when you've lived by this rule for longer than a week?
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For fucks sake
@jeremycorbyn
just swallow your gallons of falsely modest pride and admit you don’t think we’d be better off after this version of Brexit happens. You’re not gonna be PM any time soon so be a grown up and stop this shit show b4 my generation is totally fucked by it
"Do you honestly believe that Britain is better off outside of the EU?"
That was the question Channel 4 News asked Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn six times.
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Matt Hancock is such a good comedy performer I hope he does an Edinburgh Show next year!
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Sorry how are my parents this gorgeous it’s very rude and offensive to me xx
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@campbellclaret
@naomiosaka
@Simone_Biles
You’ve turned out really well
@campbellclaret
unlike some of your Piers
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For the release of feminists dont wear pink Topshop agreed to do a pop-up which was dismantled by Topshop/Phillip Green hours after opening. Im so sick of brands profiting from feminism when it’s convenient for them to make money but not when it’s making real change
#pinknotgreen
For anyone hoping to visit the pop-up, after a huge amount of work on this ground-breaking partnership we assembled our stand this morning and were raring to go – however, just twenty minutes later it had been dismantled by Topshop.
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Rishi Sunak’s two kids are currently at a prep school which costs him £63,000 a year to send them to. It is insulting to teachers and state schools in this country that this prick is the one who decides how much money they should get
#TeacherStrike
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Love you ❤️
A tough read for a dad, just as her comedy can be a tough listen for her dad! But I’m so proud of how
@GraceCampbell
takes on difficult issues + tries to change how we think about them. Haters will hate but those who know her best love her most x
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I feel sad for Keir Starmer and David Lammy's kids who will feel so endangered after tonights events, all because our Prime Minister thinks its acceptable to spread completely false, but also disturbing facts about other people. Scumbag
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If you thought there was tension between Will Self and Mark Francoise on
#BBCPoliticsLive
today, you should have heard them before the show where Self told Francoise he had a little penis making Francoise blush and threaten to leave the studio. Happy international womens day xx
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THANK FUCK FOR
@KayBurley
Michael Gove has defended Dominic Cummings saying he was 'wise' to test his eyesight with a trip to Barnard Castle.
Watch
#KayBurley
's full interview on YouTube 👇
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Nicky Morgan didn't run in this election coz she wanted to be with her family so now she's probably hoping that her kids think Baroness Morgan is someone elses mum
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Omg he’s been practising this for weeks bless him so proud xx
What a way to start the day 👏
@campbellclaret
is a man of many talents 🏴🏴
#Euro2020
@ITV
It's coming home 🤞🤞🤞
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it really fucking terrifies me that boris johnson is the person representing us in all of this
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Have you ever seen the back of a book as amazing as this?!
@Kathbum
said this about Amazing Disgrace which is out TOMORROW!!!!
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Whats happened to Caroline Flack is really sad and will have a huge impact on those close to her and to her fans. I really hope the media treat her death with more dignity than they did her life in the the last few months
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I have two questions:
1) Does the bullingdon club still exist
2) How are they congregating in lockdown? Do they do zoom dinners where they smash up their own bedrooms?
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Fuck right off
I want to wish all
@Conservatives
candidates the best of luck tomorrow after a hard-fought
#GeneralElection19
campaign and urge everyone to go out there and
#VoteConservative
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Watch
@campbellclaret
reacting to seeing my book proof for the first time. So proud!!!! Pre order the book here
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Now that the brilliant
#Quiz
is over I want to remind you all of the time my parents went on the celeb Who wants to be a millionaire. They looked gorgeous but did TERRIBLY. It’s a shame I was too young to be in the audience because you best believe I would have COUGHED
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I’m a feminist campaigner and in the last year have changed two laws, on periods and FGM. What you been up to?
@BBCPolitics
@GraceCampbell
Seriously
@RobBurl
, I think we deserve to know how and why Grace, daughter of
@campbellclaret
, Campbell, got to appear on
#PoliticsLive
. It's no small matter. Are you going to be transparent on this???
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a girl at my show last night did this because she was so outraged that when you google me it says ‘Alastair Campbell’s daughter’ as my job description.
Ha bloody ha ….
@GraceCampbell
claiming no knowledge of this recent change to my Wikipedia entry, which coincides with the launch of her nationwide tour …
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Will people please stop telling me I should be happy for Johnson and Symonds having a baby??? People have babies all the time it’s not news. The news is the fact that BJ is a slag and the mainstream media and general public WOULD HOUND A WOMAN FOR HAVING THE SAME PERSONAL HISTORY
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My pass for the bbc today looks like I’ve just been kicked off a plane for being too drunk
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Plz enjoy this video of my parents dog showing me the new swimming spot she’s found to cool off after a long day of doing nothing
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Totally normal headline from a totally normal paper in a totally normal country
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Whoever you're voting for in tomorrow's elections, please remember one thing, Boris Johnson is an absolute arsewipe.
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The hardest thing at the moment is finding a valid excuse to get off a call. You can’t say you gotta go because they know YOU HAVE NO WHERE TO BE
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Oh no...
@Nigel_Farage
has pulled out of joining me on BBC politics live today. A shame. I was really looking forward to schooling him on the importance of international women’s day!! Up for a chat about periods and FGM anytime, Nige. My dad warned me you’d pull out coz ur shook
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At the Camden
@ReclaimTS
vigil in Russell Square and police telling us we can’t be here because there’s a global pandemic?!?! So men can play football in the park but we can’t light a candle
#ReclaimTheseStreets
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Stupid wanker
Patients should be charged for GP appointments and A&E visits to ease waits, Sajid Javid says
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Me and
@campbellclaret
have a new podcast out today. We talk about life when I was growing up and how I hired myself to be his mouthy security guard, as seen in this pic. Enjoy. J’adore
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If only certain male politicians had this level of self awareness
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Found a card that I wrote to my dad when I was 13.
@campbellclaret
well done on your book hun - ‘shockingly successful’
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Thank you all for the nice messages about
#depressionandme
. So glad people are resonating with it. I’m still working on getting my dad to take magic mushrooms so keep in touch
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@Emmabarnett
@bbc5live
My middle names are Iona & Rose thanks to
@campbellclaret
@schooltruth
obsession with Labour Party. Iona because that's where John Smith is buried (?!) and Rose after the Labour Rose. I'm in the process of changing the Rose to Rosé because I'm more passionate about that.
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If I had to describe myself in five words it would be: Wayne Linekar’s worst fucking nightmare
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Last night someone came up up me in a toilet of a bar to tell me I ‘looked exactly like Grace Campbell’ and it was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me ever
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Thank you 🥹I love you xx
Proud of my brave, funny exuberant daughter going public about this. Slowly learning how common these experiences of abuse and rape are, in a legal system that still leaves young women, and their private lives, brutally exposed.
@GraceCampbell
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Matt Hancock kisses like a teenage boy with braces who is desperate to have his first kiss behind the bandstand before his mum picks him up for clarinet practice x
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Wish our PM could be as honest & straight forward as this. Also being fit isn’t necessary but it helps x
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Do you play back your own voice notes straight after you send them to remember how funny you were moments ago or is that just me?
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What’s the weirdest thing your parents do? Mine wear their shoes all the time like even when they’re watching TV on the sofa. Freaks
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Hey men, just a friendly reminder during this heatwave, please don’t comment on women’s bodies in the park. And please don’t reply with that ‘what if it’s a compliment’ shit, we don’t care to hear your feedback, piss off
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Apparently when my mum was pregnant with me my dad used to guest host this slot on
@bbc5live
. Now I’m doing it. Don’t have children guys, they will steal your jobs
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‘Dads shouldn’t have to listen to this’ says
@campbellclaret
. Oh yes they should, it’s one of the reasons I wrote the book. Let’s see if I get a retweet. Amazing Disgrace out tomorrow!
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honestly, shut the fuck up
The behaviour directed at the Leader of the Opposition tonight is absolutely disgraceful. All forms of harassment of our elected representatives are completely unacceptable.
I thank the police for responding swiftly.
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I don’t know much about football but my dad talked about playing with Maradona with more pride than he spoke about anything else he’s achieved (even creating me!) RIP to the biggest ledge ever.
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I feel like no one ever gives Dominic Cummings a +1 to parties because they know he’d always turn up with an awful creepy twat
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Hello Hayfever, just a quick one to say we’ve all had a chat and agreed that you should go on furlough this year! Its just every time we sneeze we think we’ve got covid and it’s a bit of a nightmare! Hope that’s ok, see you next year xx
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Happy birthday to my favourite person on Twitter
@campbellclaret
. You are very loved. Please don’t reply to this x
Copy of DM I have sent to members of cabinet who follow me and unlike
@dominicraab
have not blocked. This is to
@MattHancock
but applies to them all. If they do nothing today they are finished. Worse this drags the country down so low it is horrific.
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My 94 year old grandma just turned out in the rain to vote so there are no excuses for you not doing exactly the same!!
#fuckboristiltheendoftime
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This is so wildly heartbreaking to watch and even more devastating that today a broadcaster said live on TV that he thinks MM lied about her suicidal ideation💔
#HarryMeghanOprah
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I’m either gonna come out of this pandemic as a fitness influencer or a functioning alcoholic and the suspense is killing me
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Love that I’ve never spoken to or about this woman in my life but I’m already blocked that’s the energy I want from tories going forward
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Absolutely fair play to Nicola Sturgeon for resigning. She’s probably tired of years of fighting against nonsensical politics in this country. From Brexit to Boris Johnson to the terfs, she must be absolutely exhausted.
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If the Prime Minister resigns I will break dry jan for sure... I've already broken it but I will officially break it again x
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My grandma just told me she thinks Joe Biden should pencil his eyebrows in and I just think it’s so sad that men can’t even become the President without their appearances being criticised 🥺
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Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
Football's Coming Home
And that, Boris Johnson, is no thanks to you
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freelance life is great and that but AM SO DONE WITH CHASING PEOPLE WHO HAVE OWED ME MONEY FOR MONTHS. I will come to your offices and pluck your eyebrows just fucking pay me
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My proudest work so far
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You have to respect how indiscrete she is of her crush
One person was elected by the British public with a manifesto and a mandate until January ‘25.
If Liz Truss is no longer PM there can be no coronation of previously failed candidates.
MPs must demand return of
@BorisJohnson
- if not it has to be leadership election or a GE.
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