Gordon Lamphere J.D. 🏭 CRE
@Gordon_CRE
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100+ Annual IL-WI Office & Industrial Transactions | Unpopular Opinions | #CRE | VP @VanVlissingenCo | Host @RealFindsPod | Love Your Enemies 🙏🏻🇺🇸 Made
Chicagoland
Joined October 2019
Greatful to work with @VanVlissingenCo, an experienced team with a vast network of occupier and investment contacts. We leased a high-credit tenant, renewed, and maximized profit for the owners with a direct sale. So thankful for the opportunity to serve our clients!
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Reached out to an agent today on a 20,000 Sq.Ft. industrial listing. Me: How much power capacity in the building? Agent: It’s hooked up to the power grid so, I guess unlimited power?
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If you schedule a consultation pretending to be a potential commercial real estate client and then pitch your services, just know you’re getting rejected and red-flagged. We only have so many hours in a day. Waste them dishonestly and you’re never getting our business.
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How can organizations plan for the future of work? We take a deep dive with workspace expert Cali Williams Yost, CEO and founder of The Flex+Strategy Group, and one of the most influential thinkers in the world of flexible work.
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Home buyer interest spiked right as rates ticked higher, suggesting many holdouts may be done waiting.
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Thanksgiving Week is cooking up 5 or more transactions in the next 7 days. Grateful for the momentum, but even more grateful for the team taking care of clients while I’m away. So incredibly grateful to work beside the best in the business.
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These last 4 weeks have been some of busiest of my career. Crushing deals of all sizes but after doing a month straight of 70+ hour weeks I could really go for a break. Thanksgiving couldn’t come fast enough.
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Commercial real estate investors regularly discuss the cost of capital. But the inflationary pain has been almost as detrimental to getting deals done. As the cost of tenant improvements grow the margins on deals shrivel up and die.
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For the soldier who needs to go dark; the case officer making the covert drop; and the dissident who can't afford a single trace. But UP Phone isn't just for soldiers and spies; it's for you too. Ordinary people deserve privacy and to own their data.
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The biggest challenge to leasing suburban office space in 2026 isn't the work-from-anywhere movement. It is the construction labor shortages, movement against open floorplans & towards high-end finishes. Deals will continue to get razor thin.
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No floor plan or marketing packet, but an extremely detailed description of the office by the listing agent
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Unpopular opinion on @x: Real estate “coaching” from 20 something people who haven’t survived through a full cycle isn’t coaching. It’s guessing.
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The great irony of the brokerage business. Small square footage deals are generally harder than big ones. Working a 100k+, multiple 50k+, multiple 25k+, and a few 10k+ deals that are easily progressing. 2 sub 2,500 sq.ft deals? >50% of my energy and absolute nightmares…
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Advanced Portfolio Profit & Loss 🗃️ • Total Cost • Unrealized P/L • Realized P/L • All P/L Start tracking today:
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BREAKING 🚨: Commercial Real Estate Office CMBS Delinquency Rate jumps to 11.8%, the highest level in history 👀
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Opening up @X to see a lot of Gen Z and Millennials upset about Bill Ackman’s “May I meet you?” challenge. But confidentially asking a girl out in public works. Happily married to that girl. So are plenty of my family and friends.
I hear from many young men that they find it difficult to meet young women in a public setting. In other words, the online culture has destroyed the ability to spontaneously meet strangers. As such, I thought I would share a few words that I used in my youth to meet someone that
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Here's the full photo briefly featured in my recent video post showing @BlackGryph0n against the full solar chromosphere after his jump. Crazy how small he looks despite being nearly 50,000,000x closer! This ended up being my most popular print (vs the closeup) linked in my bio.
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I didn’t think a YouTuber could radicalize people that fast.
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My friend, from one of the largest real estate companies on earth, got drunk & started talking about their valuation AI “It’s scary accurate,” he said. “Basically identical to what the assessors say” I asked if the AI had access to those results first He blinked. “Yeah. Why?”
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People that rarely interact with high level founders might be surprised, but I’ve been shown swords multiple times in my career. If you’re poor, they call you crazy. But if you’re rich, you’re eccentric.
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