The subject of Lucy Letby's lies about being arrested in her nightwear has come up again. So here's a short animation using the exact words spoken in court when her lies were exposed. Why did she lie? She was just trying to get sympathy from the Jury. Mundane and obvious. (1/2)

Barista: "Drink here, or take away?" Peevish customer: "Are those the only options?" Coffee shop ~4:45pm I suppose you could ask them to put your coffee on a permanent boil, then stand outside and inhale the steam through a long hosepipe till it's all evaporated. Best I can do.

And to the surprise of nobody at all, turns out Letby's spiv lawyer Mick McDoodah used his Guernsey trip to trawl for rumours he could use to smear Dr Sandie Bohin. https://t.co/WqOiI1Bd3g

#TVNightmares

Not today, thank you.

Hadn't heard of this little ditty before, but it prompts me to say something I've often thought about. Hallowe'en lanterns aren't just scares. The candle light does indeed represent the soul within. The lantern itself represents the body, which will decay when the light departs.

Seen this evening: Two 'Ghostfaces'; one bedsheet-with-eyeholes ghost covered in spray-on cobwebs; and one Grim Reaper (full head latex skull mask, cloak, and life-size scythe). No Monty Python Gumbies, slutty nuns, or other irrelevant interlopers. Nature is healing. 👍

15 months in now. As far as I know, this is the first letter about its Letby Troof campaign that Private Eye has published. And it's bonkers. Why do you think Baroness Hale smiled when she made that remark? Congratulations to Ian Hislop for turning his magazine into a joke.

The de-Princing of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor looks like a move to make him *ahem* available to a potential criminal investigation. If a knighthood protected Sir Jimmel, how much immunity did a princehood confer? This layered class privilege is one of the UK's grubbiest secrets.

"The police didn't investigate the non-suspects. And they spoke to expert witnesses. "But when ~I~ told them ~I~ wasn't involved and had read a report that wasn't evidence, they weren't interested!! This is a major failure." I honestly had no idea Michele Worden was this thick.

First ice-cream van of the season, 5:15pm today. Playing the theme from The Godfather. In that uniquely sinister bingly-bongly ice-cream van way. Only adults will recognise that tune. Had to stop and check I wasn't imagining it. Perhaps a local candyman is getting too cocky. 🤨

If I ever meet that Orville and his Miracle Fungus Pen, I'll shove his toenail trick emails so far down his stupid throat

"likely place for it to be"

It's because Jan 6th was cringey rubbish. A failure. Lots of dramatic photos. No-one died. Trump's aim was deadly serious, but his failure left the DC establishment shouting into the void. It was a putsch that flopped so hard, the average voter simply couldn't take it seriously.

This photo is getting a lot of mockery, but it's quite shrewd, in a subliminal kind of way. It places the observer (read: American voter) behind the Resolute desk, and shrinks Trump into a crowd of public servants (on the walls behind him). Like a candidate at a job interview.

The Lucy Letby Analysis nitwit must have edited today's video blindfolded, using a butter knife or something. The content is unchecked wibbling shite, as per, but the workmanship is real "bodge it and scarper" stuff. Did he even watch this before uploading? Idle fucking cowboy.

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Now awaiting Concrete Mike's kamikaze swan song on the z-list "I WUZ CANZELLED" podcast circuit, where he will turn out to be exactly the dismal loathsome toad of a man that we had already inferred from his TV persona anyway. Then, off into sweet obscurity. Sweet for us, anyway.

The most laughable thing about that kitschy concept art for an Intergalactic Ancient Rome in the USA is: None of that shit would be marble or even stone. It would be steel box frames with lightly-waterproofed plasterboard, like the crap they knocked up for the 1893 World's Fair.

Wonderful news, comrades. There will be another Trots For Troof rally. This time, in Birmingham fsr. ☭ If wet, then would the masses please gather under the golfing umbrella provided.

(2/2) Letby's real voice is quite flat and expressionless. A more assertive voice was used in this animation, to make the exchange clearer and to give an appropriate level of force to her answers.