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WHAT IF SOY MILK IS JUST REGULAR MILK INTRODUCING ITSELF IN SPANISH
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When you die what’s the last body part that dies last. Your pupils. They dilate
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Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to feel Wanted
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I asked my date to meet me at the gym. She didn’t show up. That’s when I knew we weren’t going to work out
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Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because it was peeling bad.
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2 weeks ago I sent in my hearing aid for repair. I haven’t heard anything since
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Why did the alligator cross the road? Because it wanted to be Bayou
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I tried to remarry my ex wife but she realized I was only after my own money
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet. Supplies!!
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If anyone gets a message from me about canned meat. Don’t open it. It’s spam
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