FtblJoe
@FtblJoe
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Football is life, News and parody account .
Joined June 2015
Newcastle bus going to London for the Carabao Cup final meets Sunderland bus going to play Coventry in the Championship playoffs. 😂
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Jacob Murphy to Leicester City players at full-time after he sends them back to the Championship
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I want to know how this Newcastle fan is doing now after Newcastle won a final for him
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Joelinton was being called “the worst striker in the history of the Premier League since 2019 until 2022, yesterday he did this to the “best goalkeeper in the world for season 2024”. These awards are pathetic and rigged
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Anthony Gordon should do the same thing that Ben White did, reject getting called up unless you are guaranteed SOME minutes and not just 4 minutes in the whole tournament, this was just disrespectful and time wasting.
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This Sunderland fan is 23 years-old btw, this is what that club does to its fans
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“Trust me, one day you will get your club back and it will be everything you wanted it to be”. - Kevin Keegan
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You wouldn’t guess this was the team that lost, NEWCASTLE UNITED ⚪️⚫️
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🚨Newcastle are set to announce that Joelinton has signed a new deal until 2028, making him one of the highest-paid Newcastle players! 🇧🇷 . BOMBA 💣💣
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Right side > actual fans.Left side > glory hunters . Soon we will be the team winning the trophy because football always wins.
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Newcastle this season have given Arsenal their first loss in the PL, eliminated both Man City & Man United from the EFL cup & thrashed PSG 4-1 in the UCL, thrashed Chelsea 4-1, beat Man United 1-0 in the PL. Round of applause for Eddie Howe. What a job he is doing. 👏 #NUFC
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• First player to sign for Newcastle in the new era.• signed when they were 19th (winless).• Was captained then lost captaincy .• Remained relaxed and professional .• Took Newcastle to UCL football once and won them their first major trophy in 70 years. Kieran Trippier.👑
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No one in this picture is older than 23 years old, they are our present and they will be our future stars. 🌟🤍
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Eddie Howe and Jason Tindall after the full time whistle. You don’t see them this happy to often 🤍
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This celebration is second biggest cele in football after Pele’s iconic World Cup celebration
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Jacob Murphy is the ONLY player to have 10+ goals and 15+ assists in 50 games or fewer, since the start of the last season. What a stat 😅
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Trippier was about to start dancing as well but remembered that he is a 34 years-old father
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Newcastle 4-1 PSG. The best UCL match in 2023/2024 season by far.
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Loris Karius in the Premier League:. - 29 games played 🥅 .- 13 clean sheets 🧤 .
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What's a 10/10 pass?.
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The Public Investment Fund has made a €380m attempt to acquire %70 of Santos Football Club. 🇸🇦. The Qatari’s are now also tempted by the idea of buying shares of Santos. 🇶🇦
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Marcelo Teixeira is in talks with the PIF for the sale of a majority of the shares (51%+), talks are undergoing. 🇸🇦 #SAFnoSantos
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🚨 Liverpool sent an official bid of £100M to Newcastle United for Bruno Guimarães on the last day of the window after they tried to sign Caicedo for £110M, . Newcastle rejected the bid immediately and stated that the player isn’t for sale🚫. #NUFC . The Brazilian is now in
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Allan Saint-Maximin with a belter for Al-Ahli tonight, listen to the crowd go crazy 😱 #NUFC . @asaintmaximin
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One thing I know for a fact is… .Fabian Schär is the greatest RCB to wear a Newcastle shirt. You will never be forgotten even after you leave @fabianschaer
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Like this post if Alexander Isak is more of a well-rounded striker than Haaland.
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BOMBA 💣 🚨.Alexander Isak agrees to a contract EXTENSION keeping him at Newcastle until 2031! ✍🏻 .He will earn £200K per-week making him Newcastle’s highest paid player. 🇸🇪
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No midfielder on planet earth is better than Bruno Guimarães currently.
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