Foundos Fam in Full Force ❤ #FamilyFirst @foundos @JohnnyUtahsNYC

Family First 🎄❤ Love my little (actually, not so little anymore) nephews. #FoundosFam @foundos

@YEMblog So many ppl I could name here. Shout out to Chaz P. and Ryan D. for letting me patch in to their A++ rigs for 98-2000. Big ups to @congressman23 who I rolled with for most of 98 & every show from 99-2009. Thanks to @foundos for getting me hooked and my first 200 tapes. #yembconvo

🇦🇱 TEAM FOUNDOS UNITED 🇦🇱 at @italiennenyc @foundos @FORTE_FlT

File this under "China is still Communist" China Cuts Capacity in Some Industries to Reshape Economy http://t.co/06CWUihxTM @BloombergNews

@FileThisCompany Thanks, will do.

@FileThisCompany I'm having trouble connecting to Paychex. Any issues on your end?

4 yr old: “Dad, if you want me to get in the shower you have to call me Batman.” This is what I’m dealing with over here.

Please turn your phone sideways when taking a photo or video.

Watching #SharkTank! Anyone else?? Think @PYSIS should go for a dive in the tank?

Evan: “Who’s wearing black?” Me: “Wichita.” Evan: “Right there, in black.” Me: “Wichita.” Evan: “Right there!” Who’s on first over here. #fb

How long until peeps reach the perfect level of staleness? Three days. #fb

Something I learned on vacation: I have a salt and pepper beard. #fb

Just hanging out next to the legend, Billy Kidd. No big deal. #fb

Nice little shake here in Mission Viejo.

Did Obama just combine Jedi mind trick and Vulcan mind meld? #fb

"Severe budget cuts..." Aren't we talking about $85b on a nearly $4 trillion budget? #fb

Oh, good, the border checkpoint 100 MILES FROM THE BORDER is open. Terrific. #fb

Is it Saturday? Am I really in Los Angeles? There’s almost no traffic on the 210. This is weird. #fb