Alexander Williams
@Floatinginwaves
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Living in God’s own country. Interested in politics (US and UK) and jokes. He/him. Same handle on other websites that shall not be named.
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Joined June 2020
@CovfefeAnon @Memphissippi6 One of the most annoying types of people online is the open and proud fascist who also gets really caught up about being treated in an uncivil and disrespectful way on X the everything app.
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Fascists having a cuck fetish isn’t just a creation of the 21st century….
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We’ve gone from “dress however you please to” to “wearing feminine style clothes is a potential safeguarding risk”.
This commentator appears to think a picture of 'Rose' (from the Darlington Nurses case) in a wedding dress proves he is a woman. And implies that the media photographs of him – wearing jeans and a t-shirt and looking like an ordinary bloke – are somehow 'unfair'. Which of
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[fourteen episodes into “Gilligan’s Island”] Man, they are REALLY stuck there
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Graham Linehan admitting that he made fun of my skin colour so that I'd accuse him of racism. These are the same people who call US race-baiters... Do you see it now?
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Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
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We shouldn’t have had to go to work today.
📺On November 12, 1993, Stefan Urquelle, an alter-ego character of Steve Urkel, made his first appearance on ‘Family Matters’
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The one thing that we all have in common with Jeffrey Epstein: emailing Noam Chomsky.
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This will ultimately lead to the removal of other, more important fallacies
Petition to remove “slippery slope” from the list of logical fallacies
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T-minus 10 days until half of America learns what an ephebophile means
how long before sects of maga are just like "ok so he is a pedophile. that's like, normal for a politican.. and everyone makes mistakes. who cares."
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my deceased mother is not a horse. also, the AI version of my deceased mother is actually not my deceased mother, and AI Thomas Jefferson would not be Thomas Jefferson.
@janecoaston You know that polo teams have been cloned for years, right? There's nothing wrong with mass-producing successful models. We should run off some copies of Jefferson, Adams, Von Neumann etc. https://t.co/ryb53BUy9W
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This sketch has never stopped being relevant
The concept of a child who recognizes Benny Safdie’s voice as Bowser Jr
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Personally, I think it's really cool that this guy has come to terms with the fact that he's so expendable. We just don't need that many men. A colony of women who keep one or two men in the yard for genetic diversity is a much more efficient arrangement.
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I feel like rational expectations will apply to the Rock doing a passable performance and pulling the Robert Downey Jr "real movies only" awards season playbook considering RDJ was cast as Matcha Labubu in Avengers 4: Dubai Adventures immediately after winning the Oscar
Dwayne Johnson says the experience of making "The Smashing Machine" has "completely changed everything": "From 'Smashing Machine' forward, I will make movies for me. Because they’re my dream. Not anyone else’s." https://t.co/57tVwc5eXH
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nvm lmfao they're already on this shit
by the end of the month we're gonna get a JD Vance tweet or a Mike Johnson press conference about the nuanced difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia
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I feel like the biggest relic of the Girlboss Era is actually Aung San Suu Kyi, who was supposed to be one of the People You Admire in the 2000s and 2010 and then immediately after regaining power in 2016 she carried out a genocide and was ousted by the military again in 2021
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you read this and are like - oh he definitely algorithm’d this - no wait, he’s choosing songs that he thinks will make him sound deep and quirky - Santa Claus is coming to town?
@Sturgeons_Law People are focusing too much on books and movies, and not enough on Elon having the worst musical taste on earth
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We have an epidemic of missing commas in movie titles right now
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