Ifeoma N Chukwuogo
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Bad Mamajama | Bon Vivant | Beam. Film Producer and Director. Building . Occasional musician.
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visual representation of how Yoruba demons joke and goofy goofy their way into you entering inside their calabash.
next thing you’re barefoot and pregnant, turning semo in his kitchen and saying oko mi with glee.
Godspeed Sis.
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The way the crowd just went crazy as Charles Okocha got here
Phenomenaaaal 😂
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Nah but we have to send crates of chilled beer to HipTV HQ because how do they keep finding the rudest most eloquent Queens for these interviews??
I love it so much 🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️
Okay it’s the sugar daddy part for me and balenciaga 😂😂😂 Hip Tv at lekki interviewing protesters. I love this girl already..
#EndSWAT
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The continuity of the edits, the lewks, the MAKEUP, the pacing, the rangeeeee
A+++++++++
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we’re actually in the era of Nigerian stars being global stars sha 🥹
I’ll never get over it
We love you Tems ❤️
Amsterdam stood still for Tems when she hosted a pop-up.
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these elections have subconsciously forever changed something for me (and some people I know)
after all of this? I'm sorry if my guard is up, sorry if I don't smile at the "omo Igbo" jokes anymore, sorry if I'm "distant" until I'm sure you're not a closet tribalist.
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I often think about this woman (and others like her)
because if I almost lose an eye and my
life just because I’m trying to vote and few months later find myself in the shitshow that is Nigeria right now, I might actually go crazy
I genuinely feel bad for those that gave their sweat, tears and even blood to avoid this disaster but are caught up with this mess of an economy. 😢😢😢
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do you understand how wild it is to actually believe it makes sense for a man who spent his entire campaign (rightfully) calling out the deep economic, social and political rot of the current govt to join that SAME govt as per "South-East reward"
some minds are fascinating fr
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her lips, that bone structure, SKIN, eyes, nose
this is a beautiful woman ❤️
These are my Polaroids, the rawest pictures of me. Say what you will about me but I am not ugly!!!
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literally cancelled all plans to do a NAFDAC registration for my business and expand to Nigeria for this reason
our FDA process in Ghana was smooth and straightforward
e reach NAFDAC, they say I should bring $10k per SKU
I had to laugh
Mehn our regulatory agencies no dey try. It costs $300 to register imported products in Ghana. In Nigeria it’s almost $15K. Na wah.
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I keep saying this: Nigerians do not understand the full language of protest.
You see this when you observe the thinking of even well meaning prominent activists like this.
We narrow it down to marches but forget that every major movement has various elements of protest
Abeg Artistes were paid to perform at an event, not to offer political endorsements, let's remember they have families & careers to build.
Do not set anyone up for unnecessary backlash! Elections are over....Let them go home and enjoy their paychecks in peace!
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Simi + AG are cute cute but I especially like their love bcos it represents an image I think is nice for young Nigerians to see
2 young super talented stars who started from the bottom together, & feed each other’s art, seem to both love God/humanity, yet are goofy free spirits
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nna anyi, biko ga na that stadium on Sunday
let what happened today because of that man’s presence not repeat itself.
thank-sah. udo 🙏🏿
Today was yet another victorious outing for Nigeria as our National Team, the Super Eagles displayed great fighting spirit, beating the Bafana Bafana of South Africa to take Nigeria to the finals in the ongoing AFCON games.
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The way Nigerian women know how to organize should be studied.
From market women, to women groups (CWO and co), to millennial Nigerian women online
I’d actually like to read a paper on this phenomenon.
What are the causes?
The why and how?
It’s incredibly fascinating
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Mary Remmy Njoku really went from Blackberry babes to running a media empire with millions of dollars in value.
Impossible not to stan.
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well-meaning but misguided Nigerians calling other Nigerians wicked or bullies etc for calling out bad behaviour (that have domino effects) of our leaders or people in the public space are a bigger threat to progress than a lot of us realize.
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Just found out that Médecins sans frontières (Doctors Without Borders) was founded by a group of French doctors + journalists who after their experience aiding Biafrans during the war felt inspired to form the org.
Mahn, there's so much of our history we don't even talk about.
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I’m actually crying
My TL is so inspiring right now
This is why these guys want to ban social media
They see it, the strength, the awakening that rapid spread of information + mobilization social media affords is causing in young Nigerians
They see it and they are sooo scared
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saw Chimamanda’s husband in [redacted] supermarket in Lagos sometime today and maka chukwu it’s home training combined with the grace of God that made me not to shout across to him
“I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE YOU A MESSAGE FOR MY QUEEN!”
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The actor who played Kazeem on Gangs Of Lagos, was made for cinema.
In looks, in aura and in talent.
True classic cinema energy he has.
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I wrote and sang a soundtrack for a freakingggg DISNEY project!!❤️
Here’s my original soundtrack “Soro Soke” in Yoruba and Igbo for Disney’s kids show Chip ‘n Dale 🐿
Showing on all Disney platforms - Disney channel,Disney now & Disney Junior on YouTube ✨
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lmaooo this is how you know we have PTSD because this is simply a standard factual GWR procedure but there are two ways to read this tweet and we're reading it in the loaded way and now all threatening GWR in the comments and quotes 😂
INEC and co has really scarred us
we're aware of this amazing record attempt, we need to review all the evidence first before officially confirming a record 💫
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If you’re a sensitive person, it is really important to entrust your heart to someone who will honor that sensitivity and work hard to not trigger your anxieties and insecurities, or you’re better off not entrusting it at all.
And that’s not neediness nor weakness.
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Chioma Chukwuka’s inner child is so alive and it’s refreshing to see
babe can play ehnnn lol
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7 days in
2 very lovely job offers
1 new apartment
1 dream family business finally getting kickstarted
1 really grateful girl happy she followed her instincts to a city where her soul feels at home
Incredibly thankful 💛
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growing up I used to wonder why SEasterners seemed clannish. Like, yes we go everywhere to settle/work/build but still tend towards community & clan, now I think I'm beginning to grasp why.
because if this is all happening today, imagine what it was like in the 70s/80s/90s
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Just be selfish as a woman until you find a man truly truly exceedingly worth your selflessness and vulnerability.
Because that’s how men are raised and encouraged to function.
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RE this Cuppy thing..truth is, highly privileged people are rarely concerned with life outside their bubble.
Y/day I stood for 4.5 hrs trying to get my PVC, got there at 7, left at 11.30
Cuppy strolled in at 10.30 with her entourage and mopol,walked past all of us on the queue..
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Noticing an unsettling trend with a good number of young men recently.
Not sure what it’s going to become but could be ugly if it continues to fester.
A combination of hatred for women and a fear of not being chosen that drives them to dark “Red Pill” corners of the internet.
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I really like that Afamefuna touched on the 20 pounds thing
I don’t think we talk about it enough
the magnitude of what that did to wipe out a lot of generational wealth
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I very much love when Ramsey Nouah occasionally comes out to remind us of how iconic he is as an actor, then promptly retreats to minding his business until the next reminder.
I dig it.
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Call me delusional but I truly believe all this is leading to a new status quo.
We’re just currently in the thick of things.
In a war for the soul of a nation there will be many battles. 2020 was one battle, we are currently in another, there may be more.
But it’s not over.
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Folks really need to understand that a person being an icon, brilliant, knowledgeable in one or more aspects does not mean everything they say is right or should be swallowed hook line and sinker. They can be woefully wrong on other things. And that’s OKAY
If Professor Wole Soyinka can be this angry and perplexed with the utterances of Datti Ahmed.
If you are still supporting that Obi train, you need to check yourself ASAP!!!
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sneaked out from behind the camera today and played a small part in my film and I love these shots SO much.
we filmed a lovely wedding scene set in 1992 Lagos and it turned out so beautiful. came together exactly as I envisioned🥹
Shalla to my amazing cast and crew ✨🫶🏾
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I really wish mums/aunts/grandmas spoke to their boys the way they speak to us because they dump everything on us & shield them.
Talk to most adult men about the marriages in their family, and then go talk to their sister, 9 times out of 10, it’d be two different accounts.
Women keep telling y’all that our foremothers didn’t want to be in their marriages but they had lil options. Men keep saying “how yall know?”
THEY TOLD US!!!
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lmaoo why are Nigerian sex and sex-adjacent terms so razz?
knack, gbensh, kpansh, straff
now una don add “stainless”???
must it be violent or razzness? no in between?
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because bruh, some of the things I've seen and heard, online + offline, even from people I rate has actually shaken me to my core
this is how you push people to only feel safe befriending their own, doing business with their own etc and then turn around and say they're clannish
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Igbos, SS groups and SE groups belong in Nigeria, in every nook and cranny wherever they choose to reside and contribute to the society and pay taxes
THIS IS OUR COUNTRY TOO
All of you who think we are second class citizens in our own country are actively stark raving MAD
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I really love when two very talented and purposeful people get married/partnered and then start to create important work together (and also separately) in a way that you can just feel their influence and inspiration on each other’s creations
it feels like soulmate vibes
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it’s a Nigerian thing
the latent need to humble someone/thing
this is why, whether you are a business, public figure or artist, it’s just best to do your thing, evaluate, improve, evolve, but never pander to or make your focal point the crowd
even when they are praising you
You people are being particularly harsh towards Aya care. They “blew” over real users reviews. Seeing so many people tweet about how they’re glad people’s eyes are opening is so silly.
It clearly works for some people. This pile on is so stupid.
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“Being a Nigerian is abysmally frustrating and unbelievably exciting”
- Chinua Achebe
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Dudu, it’s been exactly one month since I received the worst call of my life.
We laid your body to rest yesterday, but I found comfort in the knowing that it wasn’t my brother we put in the ground because you weren’t in there anymore.
I keep looking at this my favourite
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One of the biggest jokes of this election season is this narrative that Tinubu built lagos as a mega city
You mean the Lagos that was a British colony for decades & a major West African port?
You believe that it’s a man that came into power in 99 that made it what it is today?
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Scrolling through old tweets and I...oop 😂
That time I wanted to be Oprah so I shot a talk show pilot (that never saw the light of day)
Nice kicking it and shooting with Burna. They call him Burrrrrrna! Really cool fella.
http://t.co/VI7w7uoM
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A tad undecided about doing this - because, potential risks involved - but if I get someone with a strong recommendation/guarantor, I’ll go ahead with it
Moving away for a bit and letting out a room (but you kinda get the entire house)
It’s a pretty sweet deal
Details in thread
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Rare footage of Patriarchy FC vs Feminist Coven in fierce battle.
The winner is clear 🍻🏆
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Kourtney hacked this. This is why she is is living her best life now and probably why she's not aging AT ALL.
Took Scott's sperm, had them babies, told him BYE and rode off into the sunset unbothered, moisturized and glowing. I stan.
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listen..put this on a billboard 🔊
average US teen/young adult can work her afterschool shift at Dave & Busters or Walmart, clock out, go see a 2 hr movie and the cost of that is about worth her hourly pay
in 🇳🇬, a movie ticket is AT LEAST 10% of the monthly minimum wage
NGMI
@mrmautin
The biggest platform Nollywood can have is a growing economy to allow Nigerians watch films and allow investments be profitable of a more sustainable scale.
Disposable income is the enemy. Everything else is jara.
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The man who ordered the killing of the Apo 6 because Tina (one of the victims) rebuffed his advances is the current AIG.
He was also paid all of his salary in arrears from when he was suspended
When we finish with
#EndSars
we need to
#ReformNPF
#EndSars
won’t end the cycle
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was it really necessary to continue to record that man from the Omah Lay concert even after the concert when he’s walking home by himself?
humiliating a stranger who already feels embarrassed all for content for what exactly?
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Everyone talking about Simon Ekpa being on (redacted)’s payroll.
True.
but real Gs know that even Nnamdi Kanu his predecessor, is also a plant.
I called this years ago. All the signs were so glaring, and they kind of even let it slip one time.
IYKYK.
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See when Nigerians want to support you ehn?
Leave story, you will know that support is truly different from support.
One of my fav things about us ❤️
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I tried to do this film in 2018, my people begged me, “don’t attempt until you don’t live in this country anymore. You’re taking on a monster.” I was afraid too.
But it’s time. I don’t care anymore.
This will be my own resistance.
I’m re-opening that folder, and I’m glad to ✊🏾
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My mum went to Fiwasaye Girls High School in Akure.
In their group chat, they are saying it's Igbo boys that dressed up as soldiers to shoot at Lekki Toll Gate
Apparently a good number of them actually believe it.
Why must Igbo people always be collateral damage??
I hate this
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Bariga Sugar is out on YouTube now. Check it out and enjoy!
Please share your feedback and RT :)
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Mahn, if we're keeping it a buck, there is a kind of twisted celebration in Black (also Nigerian) culture, of struggle love filled with strife & pain that the woman has to endure and fight through to get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
And I loathe this narrative.
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at this point sef I lowkey want the audio to be real because what is all this hysteria about it??
Is he the one running on a muslim-muslim ticket in a mixed-faith country? Is he the drug dealer? Is he the candidate that has a fake age and even identity? Is he the BH sponsor??
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Hilda getting to her target of 96 hours and then crossing it to aim for 100 and now crossing 100 is the exact type of oversabi I like.
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I believe Seyi Makinde is doing as great a job he's doing as governor mostly 'cause he's been a successful businessman.
The amount of folks we have in political office that never had to be responsible for building a successful entity is directly related to the chaotic leadership.
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Hi
@NetflixNaija
, there is a gold mine of Biafra stories that are intriguing, exciting, authentic, raw, hilarious, poignant, just begging to be told.
Stories that will resonate with a man in Calabar just as they will with a woman in say Austria, Botswana, Vietnam... (1/2)
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I would like for an agency, studio or network to give Korty good money and free rein to do her thing.
Like "here, take a blank cheque, go play and bring back something to us"
It'd be interesting to see what she'd do without resource constraints.
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Old Nollywood’s golden era had all sorts - horror, gore, slapstick, epics, historical drama, thrillers, comedy, action, romance - and we gobbled it all up with gusto
The narrative that Nigerian audiences only like either comedy or lighthearted content is ill-informed
i want your opinion on Nollywood that would get you this.
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is for more, and even more..
of living, of gratitude, ease, warmth, beauty, love, laughter, learning, growing, wildin’ , discovering, owning, giving, exploring, eatin’ good, soul-fulfilling journeys, magic ✨
Happy birthday to me ✨🎉🎉
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Lmaoo my friend just discovered Togolese men and sent me this passionate word from her chest and I can’t take it.
The clever shade, the epiphany. I live 😂
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Nigerian filmmakers not writing/making satirical or political-drama/thriller films and tv inspired by our political history/present and its players are fumbling the bag honestly, because whewww the material???
>>>
(this is also a self-drag)
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My take on Elie Pope’s You Are A Boy monologue from
#Scandal
Madam Ije Gold takes a sip of her smooth stout then proceeds to read Segun Williams’ manhood to filth in 2 mins, for his foolish assumption that what is hers belongs to him
Let’s call this the
#YouAreABoyChallenge
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Sometimes I think about the fact that there is and has always been an Igbo female name "Ogbenyealu" which translates to "may the poor not marry me" and I am reminded that our ancestors really had zero chill and I SCRIM.
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Since Channels and co won’t do it, how can we arrange strong visual documentation. Something like a short doc or reel that shows highlights from the
#EndSars
protests from various cities all put together in on single cohesive video that can easily be disseminated to intl media
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The way these clowns will go hard for this social media bill when all this is over?? Hmmm
Let's just be prepared and on standby to fight that one with PLENTY vim too because they are so shook right now and trust me, they'll do everything to make sure this doesn't happen again.
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What Flavour said in Igbo, especially that last sentence >>>
That’s how you use your platform as a celebrity, not by centering yourself and doing photo ops.
I stan 🙌🏾
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If someone so eloquently dragged me by my entire scalp like this while sounding like a cross between Maya Angelou and your favourite high school guidance counselor, I’d literally log off forever.
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If out of every 10 people Brandon comes across, 9 stories are negative, the problem is not poverty porn. The problem is poverty.
Sharing is necessary. You never know what can happen. A struggling woman's children's fees has been paid several terms ahead 'cause HONY came to Lagos
We will never escape this poverty porn sha.
Now it is all dressed up in nice picture and Instagram filter.
I am tired. Brandon should do & be going if he cannot find ONE. One positive story.
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And this is why a revolution might never take off in Nigeria.
Well at least not in our generation.
Know this, know peace.
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I can’t lie I respect this
I respect the fuck out of it
Tears in my eyes thinking about all the ways this could go wrong, staying put at 5pm after all the violence of today, after a curfew has been imposed.
But by God, I respect it
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Someone needs to study and dissect how Abike Dabiri’s “legacy” that started out so brightly descended to shit, shame and shalanga
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oh she’s TAKING it
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Honestly, for those in my mentions trying to justify this sort of thing, you'll be ignored and if you persist, you'll be blocked swiftly.
Save your data. I don't have time, love.
Namastaymad.
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Midnight Crew's flawless seamless execution of a blend of Igbo and Yoruba lyrics in Igwe did more for inter-regional harmony than Azikiwe and Awolowo, in this essay I will
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Finally embracing the undeniable fact that restless passionate personalities like mine are designed to do many things (read: careers) in one lifetime.
And that it's often a revolving door.
You'll leave, explore, come back, leave, explore another, go back to another.
Rinse, repeat
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I worry about countless residents at risk of cancer, diseases.
My parents, both in their 60s inhaling toxins everyday.
Our government is watching silently as we die.
Pls watch & share this short doc film I made on the soot crisis in Port Harcourt
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always so fascinated by intelligent people that have takes like this.
because I feel the cognitive dissonance involved to land here is too much for that kind of mind to vet and say "okay this makes sense".
but then again I'm reminded that that's not really how intelligence works.
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You see why Igbo people just want to move to Sugarland, Texas and be going to Ndi Igbo Annual Convention Houston Chapter every summer and building homes in their village in December?
E K Gwuru for real
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As I get older + wiser, one thing that has increasingly become non-negotiable in friendship and partnership, is choosing people who can be honest without being brutal. Tact.
Tactfulness is not lying.
Give me the whole entire truth, just give it to me without snark or caustic.
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I speak Igbo but I'm not very good at written Igbo (only decent at writing it colloquially ) and I recently lost an INTERNATIONAL job opportunity I pretty much had in the bag because of this.
That Mandarin & French are important does not make ours not, let's end this narrative.
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Writing and stopped to pat myself on the back for giving all the Nigerian characters Nigerian names, then I realized I named one of them Kingsley and was about to change it then remembered that Kingsley is in fact an Igbo name.
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Interestingly, the JD for a number of the roles on
#TwitterGhana
ask for knowledge of the Nigerian market + socio-political climate
Another case of a global org wanting to focus on Nigeria, without being in Nigeria (for very valid reasons)
“Giant of Africa” innit lol
🇬🇭 Twitter is now present on the continent.
Thank you Ghana and
@NAkufoAddo
.
#TwitterGhana
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went to AFCTA Ghana office to report, the official chuckled, sighed & said “my dear you know your country, just set up a new entity there & facility to produce locally there like you do here”
why would I run two separate facilities when we all signed free trade agreement? lol
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but also, 9 times out of 10 people like that don't actually believe their own takes.
political jobbers gotta job.
say what you have to say to get that bread - or whatever other kind of compensation they are giving them these days to willfully turn off the cognition.
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